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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3928176 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4520 on: October 21, 2016, 12:03:30 AM »
Trump's numbers just keep on going up in the DDF poll, now over 53% #Landslide  :D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4521 on: October 21, 2016, 12:04:21 AM »
Trump's numbers just keep on going up in the DDF poll, now over 53% #Sad
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4522 on: October 21, 2016, 12:07:12 AM »
FTFY
You can't be sad on זמן שמחתנו!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4523 on: October 21, 2016, 12:07:44 AM »
she "won" but trump had better lines
Which? I agree it's about the writers, which she also admitted herself, but I thought her speech was much funnier and had much better lines

I don't think it's about poking fun at yourself vs your opponent, it's about how you do it. 4 years ago Obama and Romney did a good job poking fun at each other. Trump started off with jokes but then just went on to repeat his debate points, directly ripping Hillary without bothering to frame it as a joke
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4524 on: October 21, 2016, 12:22:25 AM »
You can't be sad on זמן שמחתנו!
look at the national polls, I'm dancing!  8)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4525 on: October 21, 2016, 12:23:00 AM »
He got himself booed, the idiot. He might have actually picked up a point or two in the polls if he would have just been nice and corny.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4526 on: October 21, 2016, 01:21:00 AM »
He had some good lines but her delivery was much much better.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4527 on: October 21, 2016, 01:30:15 AM »
He had some good lines but her delivery was much much better.

+1 and the irony is that without a script he is a thousand times funnier than her. Yes, his humor is pretty low brow, but he has genuinely made me LOL many times this election. But when he was reading from that paper he sounded awful. Like, really, really awful. Pausing in the wrong places in the sentence. Like a fifth-graders book report presentation.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4529 on: October 21, 2016, 12:54:01 PM »





















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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4530 on: October 21, 2016, 12:56:12 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/10/20/trump-couldnt-resist.html

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FROM THE BLEACHERS“Oh my gosh! I have been sitting here reading [Wednesday’s] Halftime Report and let myself get lulled into believing I was reading about the real thing! I think that is called delusional. What a wonderful thing it would be though! Have YOU thought about running for president?” – Lou McNeal, Pineville, La.

Ed. note: Not only have I not thought about not running for president, I have thought often of the horrors that befall those seeking that office. A broad public misconception is that the presidency is a matter of great privileged. While it is an honor for these men to have served their republic, the vicissitudes of the office are punishing indeed, but even worse than the pain of the presidency is the punishment of running. Millions of Americans this year have wondered about their choices: “Can’t we do better than this?” But given what we subject office seekers to it’s amazing that anybody halfway sane runs at all.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4531 on: October 21, 2016, 01:05:19 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4532 on: October 21, 2016, 01:07:57 PM »
Not really a shock. Trump was always the worst performer in the GOP debates. He just benefited by being the hope and change candidate vs 15 veggie lasagnas splitting the normal GOP voters.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4533 on: October 21, 2016, 01:09:03 PM »

It's lines like that which make it seem like the rigged part of this election is him throwing it to Hillary the whole time. Donald himself is the real mole.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4534 on: October 21, 2016, 01:15:26 PM »
It's lines like that which make it seem like the rigged part of this election is him throwing it to Hillary the whole time. Donald himself is the real mole.
The idea of Trump trying to get Hillary in is just ridiculous, but if it is true then what does it say about Hillary?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4535 on: October 21, 2016, 01:18:20 PM »
It's lines like that which make it seem like the rigged part of this election is him throwing it to Hillary the whole time. Donald himself is the real mole.

Yep. That's what I feel. If I believed in conspiracies...

I pointed out somewhere on this thread that Kershner (DJT's mechutan) was the single biggest HRC donor in her senate run. Interesting that in a year of plenty of tinfoil hat theories this fact goes unspoken.

Chelsea and Ivanka are best pals. Trump goes back with the Clintons longer than most of his wives.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4536 on: October 21, 2016, 01:20:10 PM »
The idea of Trump trying to get Hillary in is just ridiculous, but if it is true then what does it say about Hillary?
Not saying I think that's true. But it's more logical than most of the conspiracies posted in this thread.
Will be great when DJT gets up after election day and say that we've all been punked.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4538 on: October 21, 2016, 01:40:40 PM »
look at the national polls, I'm dancing!  8)
Sorry to shter your simchas yt but they're all leaning Trump is the last 2 days.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4539 on: October 21, 2016, 01:41:43 PM »
He got himself booed, the idiot. He might have actually picked up a point or two in the polls if he would have just been nice and corny.
Booed by NY elites = cheered by the rest of the country.
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