I checked and had 2 different amounts in 2 different Google accounts. Now, of course, I simply couldn't leave that be. The real number needed to be acquired at all costs. So I exported the contacts from both accounts into a VCF, then reimported those contacts, then merged duplicates. All that took way too long, but now I am in possession of a crucial worthless number: 1,459. (757 WhatsApp.) It's been a productive waste of time. Promotions to all, as Calvin would say.