You went to a Dem dietician? No wonder the diet didn't work!
There is no such thing as a Democrat dietician. They would increase the minimum calorie allowance by 400%, take away from the large parts of the food pyramid and give to the small parts, and fix the traditional discrimination against fat and oil by making them the primary food group on the diet.
But don't worry, you're not fat. You're just a victim of elevated intake because longstanding bias created an unfortunate way of life that is impossible to get out of. It's America's fault, and you should fix it by burning down a Best Buy.