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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3906273 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20200 on: May 07, 2018, 02:04:35 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 07, 2018, 01:40:24 PM
Why do Jews have such a hard time with the word "believe"?
Because we take our beliefs seriously
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20201 on: May 07, 2018, 02:28:50 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 07, 2018, 02:04:35 PM
Because we take our beliefs seriously
Then let me ask you a serious question. Do you believe there is a G-d. I am asking because this will tell me if we have the same understanding of believe.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20202 on: May 07, 2018, 02:59:31 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 07, 2018, 02:28:50 PM
Then let me ask you a serious question. Do you believe there is a G-d. I am asking because this will tell me if we have the same understanding of believe.
Yes
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20203 on: May 07, 2018, 03:11:37 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 07, 2018, 02:59:31 PM
Yes
Thank you and I as I guessed you are capable of giving a straight forward answer.

Now when you said "I believe it could have been" does that also mean "You believe it could not have been"?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20204 on: May 07, 2018, 03:14:30 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 07, 2018, 03:11:37 PM
Thank you and I as I guessed you are capable of giving a straight forward answer.

Now when you said "I believe it could have been" does that also mean "You believe it could not have been"?
Correct.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20205 on: May 07, 2018, 03:18:34 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 07, 2018, 03:14:30 PM
Correct.
So if I say it wasn't an honest mistake based on it being almost impossible to hear "lying" instead "truthful" you would agree?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20206 on: May 07, 2018, 03:38:29 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 07, 2018, 03:18:34 PM
So if I say it wasn't an honest mistake based on it being almost impossible to hear "lying" instead "truthful" you would agree?

No.  It may be unlikely to hear lying instead of not truthful, but it is easy to understand how someone can recall lying instead of not truthful.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20207 on: May 07, 2018, 03:40:51 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on May 07, 2018, 03:38:29 PM
No.  It may be unlikely to hear lying instead of not truthful, but it is easy to understand how someone can recall lying instead of not truthful.
Who is "someone"?
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« Reply #20208 on: May 07, 2018, 03:51:19 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 07, 2018, 03:18:34 PM
So if I say it wasn't an honest mistake based on it being almost impossible to hear "lying" instead "truthful" you would agree?
I can see someone writing notes end up with such a change.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20209 on: May 07, 2018, 03:53:46 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 07, 2018, 03:51:19 PM
I can see someone writing notes end up with such a change.
So can I but not by accident.
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« Reply #20210 on: May 07, 2018, 03:54:49 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 07, 2018, 03:53:46 PM
So can I but not by accident.
I can. The difference is not very significant.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20211 on: May 07, 2018, 03:58:00 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 07, 2018, 03:54:49 PM
I can. The difference is not very significant.
You are going to write down what some said and get "lying" and "not truthful" wrong? This was passed off as a quote, no?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20212 on: May 07, 2018, 04:04:04 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 07, 2018, 03:58:00 PM
You are going to write down what some said and get "lying" and "not truthful" wrong? This was passed off as a quote, no?
Right. Short hand notes or a synopsis were passed on as a verbatim quote. That can happen by mistake.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20213 on: May 07, 2018, 04:15:50 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 07, 2018, 04:04:04 PM
Right. Short hand notes or a synopsis were passed on as a verbatim quote. That can happen by mistake.
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« Reply #20214 on: May 07, 2018, 04:23:25 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 07, 2018, 04:15:50 PM
...and I have a bridge to sell you.  :)


You can believe as you wish. I am not even sure why we are splitting hairs over here.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20215 on: May 07, 2018, 04:29:09 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 07, 2018, 04:23:25 PM
You can believe as you wish. I am not even sure why we are splitting hairs over here.
How about these two? Another honest mistake?

You don't really care about Mr. Manafort's bank fraud. Well, the government does. You really care about what information Mr. Manafort can give you that would reflect on Mr. Trump or lead to his prosecution or impeachment or whatever.

"You don't really care about Mr. Manafort,” U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III told Mueller’s team. “You really care about what information Mr. Manafort can give you to lead you to Mr. Trump and an impeachment, or whatever."

You said it best!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20216 on: May 07, 2018, 04:52:38 PM »


Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 07, 2018, 04:29:09 PM
How about these two? Another honest mistake?

You don't really care about Mr. Manafort's bank fraud. Well, the government does. You really care about what information Mr. Manafort can give you that would reflect on Mr. Trump or lead to his prosecution or impeachment or whatever.

"You don't really care about Mr. Manafort,” U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III told Mueller’s team. “You really care about what information Mr. Manafort can give you to lead you to Mr. Trump and an impeachment, or whatever."

You said it best!!!

And he huffed and he puffed...

You're working too hard and not convincing anyone.
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« Reply #20217 on: May 07, 2018, 04:54:54 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 07, 2018, 04:29:09 PM
How about these two? Another honest mistake?

You don't really care about Mr. Manafort's bank fraud. Well, the government does. You really care about what information Mr. Manafort can give you that would reflect on Mr. Trump or lead to his prosecution or impeachment or whatever.

"You don't really care about Mr. Manafort,” U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III told Mueller’s team. “You really care about what information Mr. Manafort can give you to lead you to Mr. Trump and an impeachment, or whatever."

You said it best!!!
I'm not really sure why we are splitting hairs over this. What is the difference in substance between those? Cmon man!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20218 on: May 07, 2018, 05:01:11 PM »
Quote from: ssvarc on May 07, 2018, 04:52:38 PM

And he huffed and he puffed...

You're working too hard and not convincing anyone.
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 06, 2018, 05:47:32 PM
I buried you in the other thread and made you look foolish. Now you are bringing your nonsense here. What's next the NBA thread?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20219 on: May 07, 2018, 05:02:52 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 07, 2018, 04:54:54 PM
I'm not really sure why we are splitting hairs over this. What is the difference in substance between those? Cmon man!
The whole article changed quotes and omitted parts to make Mueller's team look bad. That is fine but you are trying to make believe it was done by accident.
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