And you think your joking?! Just wait 20-30 years when people (Sicko's) will want to "legaly" marry their Pig's, Dogs etc; And of course they have a constitutional right. Up until the 1970's the sickness called "homosexuality" was labeld as a mental disorder.
20-30 years? At the current rate, more like 5-10.
On a side note, is there any known cure for homosexuals to change their orientation to heterosexual? (It appears that there must be, for if not, the Torah can't expect a homosexual to ever get married.)