Like this one- "What's the best car to use on Purim?"
"A Su'bourbon"
Bourbon isn't a car and this drives me nuts!
Sounds like you just don't like puns. That one you mentioned is legit as far as puns go. By definition, puns are "imprecise."
Do you also not like this one:
Mr. Goode: "What type of car should we buy"
Mrs. Goode: A "Goode" car!
"Goode" is also not a car; does this drive you nuts as well?