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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3954061 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5100 on: November 03, 2016, 10:43:47 PM »
and that is why i hate liberals...  they have the most crooked minds
They are simply arrogant.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5102 on: November 03, 2016, 10:51:13 PM »
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=31.0
"-No instigating personal attacks on other members, constructive criticism only!"  :P
You mean we have arrogant DDF members?  :P
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5103 on: November 03, 2016, 11:01:54 PM »
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=31.0
"-No instigating personal attacks on other members, constructive criticism only!"  :P
Not sure if the liberals are insulted to be called arrogant, or the arrogant are insulted to be called liberals. :o

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5104 on: November 03, 2016, 11:07:19 PM »
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-some-people-believe-voter-ID-is-racist
Didn't read through the whole thing but from what I saw it is all a regurgitation of the ultra liberal talking points which may or may not be true. His video is also misleading because it is likely much easier to get ID in Harlem than it is in many more rural areas.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5105 on: November 03, 2016, 11:07:36 PM »
Not sure if the liberals are insulted to be called arrogant, or the arrogant are insulted to be called liberals. :o
False dilemma
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5106 on: November 04, 2016, 12:03:49 AM »
His video is also misleading because it is likely much easier to get ID in Harlem than it is in many more rural areas.
So that's an urban vs rural issue, nothing to do with skin color.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5107 on: November 04, 2016, 12:49:57 AM »
In 2012, the polls underestimated Obama across the board and in the swing states. Check out RCP.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5108 on: November 04, 2016, 12:52:27 AM »
So does anyone feel confident enough to put some money down on Trump? We will have the proceeds go to charity. No odds, straight up.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5109 on: November 04, 2016, 01:12:27 AM »
I'll do 360

I'll need someone to go against me though.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5110 on: November 04, 2016, 01:14:53 AM »
I'll do 360

I'll need someone to go against me though.
You want $360 on Trump? Winner gets to pick the Charity?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5111 on: November 04, 2016, 01:37:07 AM »
You want $360 on Trump? Winner gets to pick the Charity?
Yes, on Trump.

I'll give it to a family in need.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5112 on: November 04, 2016, 01:43:47 AM »
Yes, on Trump.

I'll give it to a family in need.
I believe it would only be fair to give the winner a say in the matter. If that winner is me I would be open to anything and I hope most here believe I am a fair person. If that is acceptable to you I will take your wager. That would also mean you made up my mind for me on who I am going to vote for.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5113 on: November 04, 2016, 08:45:24 AM »
I believe it would only be fair to give the winner a say in the matter. If that winner is me I would be open to anything and I hope most here believe I am a fair person. If that is acceptable to you I will take your wager. That would also mean you made up my mind for me on who I am going to vote for:)
Pretty clear from your posts that you think Clinton is going to win.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5114 on: November 04, 2016, 08:51:10 AM »
So does anyone feel confident enough to put some money down on Trump? We will have the proceeds go to charity. No odds, straight up.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5115 on: November 04, 2016, 09:13:47 AM »
So McMullen might be on to something,  he's supposedly trying to force a house vote.  That would make this election interesting.  No one thought he had a chance,  but if it ends up neck and neck he just might

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5116 on: November 04, 2016, 09:15:24 AM »
So that's an urban vs rural issue, nothing to do with skin color.
In the rural areas it supposedly affects minorities more.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5117 on: November 04, 2016, 09:26:59 AM »
So McMullen might be on to something,  he's supposedly trying to force a house vote.  That would make this election interesting.  No one thought he had a chance,  but if it ends up neck and neck he just might
You really think the house is going to select him over Trump? He has no shot. Another funky idiot trying to elect Hillary for POTUS.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5118 on: November 04, 2016, 09:34:33 AM »
5 trackers today. All moved towards Clinton.

Rasmussen
LA Times
IBD/TIPP
Lucid
ABC/WaPo.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5119 on: November 04, 2016, 09:36:15 AM »
Pretty clear from your posts that you think Clinton is going to win.
...and that has nothing to do with who I vote for.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(