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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4615231 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3160 on: September 26, 2016, 05:21:58 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3161 on: September 26, 2016, 05:22:59 PM »

that make room for 1000s of new jobs!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3162 on: September 26, 2016, 05:25:25 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3163 on: September 26, 2016, 05:30:01 PM »

Finally an argument for Trump even stronger than the SCOTUS argument!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3164 on: September 26, 2016, 05:47:42 PM »
So michael savage gets knocked off the air today. Probably just a coincidence

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3165 on: September 26, 2016, 05:47:48 PM »
were can I watch the debate live tonight?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3167 on: September 26, 2016, 05:59:05 PM »
So michael savage gets knocked off the air today. Probably just a coincidence
What was he kicked for?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3168 on: September 26, 2016, 06:02:37 PM »
What was he kicked for?
Because the fix is in & its all rigged. Come on, don't you know anything ? :D

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3169 on: September 26, 2016, 06:09:02 PM »
Because the fix is in & its all rigged. Come on, don't you know anything ? :D
Haha just hear the recording. Unreal.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3170 on: September 26, 2016, 06:28:22 PM »
What time is the debate?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3171 on: September 26, 2016, 06:50:17 PM »
Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. –J. Paul Getty

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3172 on: September 26, 2016, 07:47:48 PM »
Did Clinton and Trump meet each other ever since they are running or will tonight be the first time since?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3173 on: September 26, 2016, 07:55:43 PM »
Did Clinton and Trump meet each other ever since they are running or will tonight be the first time since?

Well, according to early conspiracy theorists, Trump was planted by Hillary...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3174 on: September 26, 2016, 08:00:59 PM »
Republicans are red,
Democrats are blue,
None of them can give
a Sh#% about you.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3175 on: September 26, 2016, 09:07:54 PM »
Clinton in red. Trump in blue (tie). Coincidence?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3176 on: September 26, 2016, 09:09:18 PM »
Seems like his microphone is off while she's talking.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3177 on: September 26, 2016, 09:24:59 PM »
Seems like his microphone is off while she's talking.
+1

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3178 on: September 26, 2016, 09:26:36 PM »
Is that lipstick on her teeth? Or just bad...

Annoying to look at

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3179 on: September 26, 2016, 09:28:10 PM »
+1
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. Not anymore. In the beginning it looked like.