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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3978836 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3420 on: September 28, 2016, 05:59:41 PM »
This conversation is annoying me. Yes, people are that dumb. It's true, Live with it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3421 on: September 28, 2016, 06:06:35 PM »
If you would go on national TV and intentionally make a fool of yourself then you're not as smart as I thought.

If you think that lie witness news is representative of American voters, then you're not as smart as I thought you are.

Not worried about future potential business contacts, etc, etc?
Those people don't come off as trolling the show.
Have you seen his iPhone release videos? Do you doubt that can fool people as well?

Is there anyone in America that would get fooled? Yes.
Are most of the people playing along, or confused, or over dubbed and cut at the right spot to sound like fools? Yes.

I'd like to see 20 minutes of uncut interviews showing the "reporter" on tape before I believe that it's not mostly staged.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3422 on: September 28, 2016, 06:10:34 PM »
JUST  THE  FACTS  ... of  the  two  candidates  running  for  president... Only  Hillary  Clinton  was  caught  lying  to  congress. Only  Hillary  Clinton  was   fired  from  a  job  for  being  unethical.   Only  Hillary  Clinton  deleted  30  some  thousand  emails  after  she  was  ordered  to hand  them  over  to  the  Fed. Only  Hillary  Clinton  had  that  same  computer  wiped  clean  by  professionals. Only  Hillary  Clinton  got  the  rapist  of  a  teenage  girl  off  on  rape  charges  then laughed  about  it. Only  Hillary  Clinton  lied  to  the  American  people  about  Benghazi. Only  Hillary  Clinton  lied  to  the  American  people  about  her  emails. Only  Hillary  Clinton  lied  about  being  under  sniper  fire. Only  Hillary  Clinton  lied  about  lying  to  the  American  people. Only  Hillary  Clinton  was  involved  in  "  Cash  Cow  " Only  Hillary  Clinton  has  a  long  list  of  scandals. Only  Hillary  Clinton  nationally  belittled  her  husband's  sexual  harassment  (  and rape  )  accusers. Only  Hillary  Clinton  is  a  career  politician. Only  Hillary  Clinton  will  not  release  her  speeches  to  Goldman  Sachs  and  other banks. Only  Hillary  Clinton  is  tied  to  Monsanto. Only  Hillary  Clinton  was  labeled  "  Extremely  careless  "  about  national  security by  the  FBI  ! Only  Hillary  Clinton  said  she  will  raise  taxes  on  the  middle  class. Only  Hillary  Clinton  benefited  from  the  DNC  rigging  an  election  ! Only  Hillary  Clinton  had  to  return  stolen  items  from  the  White  House. Only  Hillary  Clinton  said  the  Benghazi  victims  parents  where  lying. Only  Hillary  Clinton  wants  you  to  vote  for  her  based  on  her  gender. Only  Hillary  Clinton  has  no  real  accomplishments  after  a  lifetime  in  politics. Only  Hillary  Clinton  has  never  created  any  jobs. Only  Hillary  Clinton  has  been  investigated  by  the  FBI  and  found  to  have  put national  security  at  risk. Only  Hillary  Clinton  has  had  two  or  more  movies  and  several  documentaries made  about  her  questionable  ethics. Only  Hillary  Clinton  was  called  "Broomstick  one"  by  the  SS. Only  Hillary  Clinton  made  congress  and  others  spend  millions  and  millions  of tax  dollars  having  hearings  and  investigating  her  to  find  that  she  lied,  that would  not  have  been  spent  if  she  would  of  simply  told  the  truth  in  the  first place  !  Fact  -  all  facts  ! Only  Hillary  Clinton  regularly  cussed  out  and  belittled  her  SS  detail. Only  Hillary  Clinton  Only  Hillary  Clinton  Only  Hillary  Clinton  over  and  over again. But  you  are  going  to  vote  for  her  because....  you  don't  like  Donald  Trump  ?  That is  insane  ! I  will  never  understand  how  any  moral  person  in  good  conscience  could  vote for  this  woman.
You don't think the Dems can write something like this about Trump or for that matter any candidate about their opponent? Just change what the onlys are.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3423 on: September 28, 2016, 06:18:45 PM »
the video is available here. Not taken down.
The woman is a first class cheater

A democracy is a form of government, not an intrinsic truth

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3424 on: September 28, 2016, 06:25:38 PM »
Soon Shkop is going to call me a Hillary supporter.....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3425 on: September 28, 2016, 06:31:27 PM »
Soon Shkop is going to call me a Hillary supporter.....
Did you signal him?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3426 on: September 28, 2016, 06:32:18 PM »
Did you signal him?
Well I scratched my nose
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3427 on: September 28, 2016, 07:07:36 PM »
Preface: I'm not voting for Hillary.

But how am I supposed to vote for a man where we here story after story about how unethical he is? Not saying this particular one, but the guy is just so shady. He speaks to what you want to hear, but you have no idea what he's really going to do. Don't claim that you do, as he has no clue himself.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/09/28/i-sold-trump-100000-worth-of-pianos-then-he-stiffed-me/?postshare=9401475096305300&tid=ss_fb&utm_term=.732c91edc995
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3428 on: September 28, 2016, 07:15:24 PM »
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3429 on: September 28, 2016, 07:38:26 PM »
Preface: I'm not voting for Hillary.

But how am I supposed to vote for a man where we here story after story about how unethical he is? Not saying this particular one, but the guy is just so shady. He speaks to what you want to hear, but you have no idea what he's really going to do. Don't claim that you do, as he has no clue himself.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/09/28/i-sold-trump-100000-worth-of-pianos-then-he-stiffed-me/?postshare=9401475096305300&tid=ss_fb&utm_term=.732c91edc995
Preface: I'm not voting for Trump

Is there any corroborating evidence to that story? Besides you're hearing one side of the story from someone who has all to gain by the publicity.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3430 on: September 28, 2016, 07:43:52 PM »
Preface: I'm not voting for Trump

Is there any corroborating evidence to that story? Besides you're hearing one side of the story from someone who has all to gain by the publicity.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/06/09/donald-trump-unpaid-bills-republican-president-laswuits/85297274/
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3431 on: September 28, 2016, 07:48:34 PM »
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/06/09/donald-trump-unpaid-bills-republican-president-laswuits/85297274/
doesn't corroborate his story but I get your point. He's definitely a phony but Im skeptical when stories like this one suddenly arise

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3432 on: September 28, 2016, 08:03:30 PM »
Preface: I'm not voting for Hillary.

But how am I supposed to vote for a man where we here story after story about how unethical he is?
Because the only way to not have Hillary as president is to have Trump as president. Voting for him is not a statement saying you approve of him or feel he would be a good president but that he is or at least might be the lesser of two evils
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3433 on: September 28, 2016, 08:14:02 PM »
Because the only way to not have Hillary as president is to have Trump as president. Voting for him is not a statement saying you approve of him or feel he would be a good president but that he is or at least might be the lesser of two evils
But push come to shove when he turns out to be disastrous you'll be the one who helped.
I know Hillary will be a 3/10.
I have no clue if Donald will be a 0 or a 10.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3434 on: September 28, 2016, 08:20:21 PM »
But push come to shove when he turns out to be disastrous you'll be the one who helped.
I know Hillary will be a 3/10.
I have no clue if Donald will be a 0 or a 10.
You can be pretty confident he won't be a 10
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3435 on: September 28, 2016, 08:20:40 PM »
But push come to shove when he turns out to be disastrous you'll be the one who helped.
I know Hillary will be a 3/10.
I have no clue if Donald will be a 0 or a 10.
There are reasons making him better no matter what.
  • Hillary can make a long term D majority by legalizing illegals and giving them the right to vote. The odds of that coming from Trump to an extent similar to Hillary are very slim.
  • TheSupreme  Court justices which Trump would be able to get throughwill almost certainly be better
  • Trump will have checks on his powers from both the Ds and the Rs. The Rs are not going to stick up for him no matter what in the same way the Ds did for O and are already doing for H
  • The federal bureaucracy will go along with H and continue on their own-see IRS. That is highly unlikely with Trump.
  • There are more similar stuff
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3436 on: September 28, 2016, 08:21:42 PM »
You can be pretty confident he won't be a 10
Unlikely, but you never know. Much of what makes a good president is marketing and he is certainly good at that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3437 on: September 28, 2016, 08:28:58 PM »
Unlikely, but you never know. Much of what makes a good president is marketing and he is certainly good at that.
Please explain.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3438 on: September 28, 2016, 08:34:49 PM »
the video is available here. Not taken down.
The woman is a first class cheater


I hope you didn't split your pants stretching that hard

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3439 on: September 28, 2016, 08:37:19 PM »
I hope you didn't split your pants stretching that hard
Well said.