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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4461296 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9720 on: January 10, 2017, 07:16:17 AM »
Do me a favor. If I say something that is not clear just ask me to clarify and I will be more than happy to.
Oh, it was perfectly clear.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9721 on: January 10, 2017, 07:17:25 AM »
Oh, it was perfectly clear.
One thing about Trumpsters is they stick together.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9722 on: January 10, 2017, 07:19:46 AM »
One thing about Trumpsters is they stick together.  :)
It's possible. I'm not one, so I'm not sure.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9723 on: January 10, 2017, 07:22:50 AM »
It's possible. I'm not one, so I'm not sure.
Of course, it wasn't really so clear that you were calling me one...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9724 on: January 10, 2017, 07:23:48 AM »
It's possible. I'm not one, so I'm not sure.
In that case I am not one to lecture anyone on the English language since I butcher it all the time but you might want to Google the difference between "plural" and "all".  ;)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9725 on: January 10, 2017, 07:25:33 AM »
Of course, it wasn't really so clear that you were calling me one...
Actually I was but if you say you are not then that is good enough for me.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9726 on: January 10, 2017, 07:54:39 AM »
Your proof is only how you see it. Unlike you I believe everyone here can make that decision on their own.
This is a guy who hates Comey, then loves Comey and hates him again. Comey has not changed but Trumps view of him does based only on how it reflects on him and nothing to do with facts.
There is not one person involved in politics who we cannot say the same about. The only difference between them is when they love or hate him.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9727 on: January 10, 2017, 08:00:43 AM »
One thing about Trumpsters is they stick together.  :)

I'm not a Trumpster nor am I sure why you keep using disparaging terms coined by special snowflakes.
But as usual, the rules only apply one way I guess.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9728 on: January 10, 2017, 08:15:27 AM »
I'm not a Trumpster nor am I sure why you keep using disparaging terms coined by special snowflakes.
But as usual, the rules only apply one way I guess.
Trumpster is someone who supports Trump. You find it disparaging to support Trump? So you don't support Trump but defend him?

You need to get out more if you don't understand that "special snowflake" is a derogatory term.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9729 on: January 10, 2017, 09:00:00 AM »


Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9730 on: January 10, 2017, 10:25:54 AM »
In that case I am not one to lecture anyone on the English language since I butcher it all the time but you might want to Google the difference between "plural" and "all".  ;)
You might want to consider how phrased are ordinarily understood, beyond the literal meaning.

Maybe you need to get out more. 😊

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9731 on: January 10, 2017, 10:27:55 AM »
Maybe you need to get out more. 😊
If I did that my DW would never see me.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9732 on: January 10, 2017, 11:29:52 AM »
I like Lindsey Graham with his common sense approach to his questions.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9733 on: January 10, 2017, 11:34:25 AM »
Some nutcases just disrupted the hearings. They don't like GITMO. Maybe they should put a Hyatt there.  ::)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9734 on: January 10, 2017, 11:36:21 AM »
Some nutcases just disrupted the hearings. They don't like GITMO. Maybe they should put a Hyatt there.  ::)
Here we go again.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9735 on: January 10, 2017, 12:24:36 PM »
JTZ is live blogging the hearings?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9736 on: January 10, 2017, 12:43:58 PM »
If I did that my DW would never see me.
Side benefit. 😎

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9737 on: January 10, 2017, 01:56:05 PM »
Trumpster is someone who supports Trump. You find it disparaging to support Trump? So you don't support Trump but defend him?

You need to get out more if you don't understand that "special snowflake" is a derogatory term.

Do you hear Trump voters calling themselves Trumpsters?
So get off your high horse and admit that you are using it throughout this thread in a mocking derogatory manner.
That's what it means to be a special snowflake. Always getting offended (un-ironically from this snowflake term) but never noticing that all this time you've been trashing everyone for their opinions, viewing people in the worst possible light, and calling people names. It's using snark and sarcasm to dish out insults while squirming out of any ridiculous statements because you're constantly engaged in wordplay.

FYI: I'm not a Trump supporter a tenth as much as I'm anti-leftwing control of politics, culture, and the media.
I didn't decide to vote for Trump until I was in the voters booth.
I don't view Trump as the guy that would bring America to great heights but rather as the guy who will stop the descent to extreme lows. Maybe he'll make America a bit better, I don't know. After the election the left has been fighting with a renewed intensity who's main purpose is to delegitimize my vote against them. You've swallowed every one of the left's talking points hook, line, and sinker, to the point where you can't attempt to differentiate between your thoughts and the thoughts of the mind-controlling MSM.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9738 on: January 10, 2017, 02:10:02 PM »
You've swallowed every one of the left's talking points hook, line, and sinker, to the point where you can't attempt to differentiate between your thoughts and the thoughts of the mind-controlling MSM.
I get my info from many sources including FIX news. You keep making claims you can't back up. I am this, I am that but when I corner you your answer is "whatever" instead of admitting you made a mistake.

What term is acceptable to you for someone who consistently defends this extremely flawed individual?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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