Author Topic: Great DDF One-Liners (Read 210485 times)

Euclid · « **Reply #560 on:** May 02, 2024, 07:40:51 PM »

hardening your stool like paroh's heart

YitzyS · « **Reply #561 on:** May 22, 2024, 07:21:45 AM »

an extra day of battery life is no good if your work also takes an extra day to complete

ExGingi · « **Reply #562 on:** May 22, 2024, 08:25:40 AM »

an extra day of battery life is no good if your work also takes an extra day to complete

This is so good, that it could be used as a דרך בעבודת השם (even if it needs to be stated in the inverse).

mevinyavin · « **Reply #563 on:** June 04, 2024, 09:12:20 AM »

DDF was in a dark place in 2015. Many didn't make it, only the strong survived.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #564 on:** June 07, 2024, 04:41:47 AM »

I agree. But to nothing in particular.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #565 on:** June 13, 2024, 10:48:56 AM »

Here on DDF we have a tradition of cooking up delicious soup out of obvious, yet funny typos.

YitzyS · « **Reply #566 on:** June 21, 2024, 02:32:26 PM »

I did taste everything. For research purposes. And it was good.

yungermanchik · « **Reply #567 on:** July 30, 2024, 10:46:49 PM »

The facts are making me a conspiracy theorist.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #568 on:** July 31, 2024, 12:57:57 AM »

Gotta give MSM time to catch up with DDF.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #569 on:** September 13, 2024, 05:19:45 AM »

I would say that I'm past that stage in my life. But TBH I've never had such a stage in my life

mevinyavin · « **Reply #570 on:** September 27, 2024, 04:21:06 AM »

This thread should just auto redirect to x .com

yelped · « **Reply #571 on:** September 27, 2024, 08:21:38 AM »

We do a better job curating related news than X.

username · « **Reply #572 on:** September 27, 2024, 11:27:09 AM »

This deserves a one-liner, especially on a forum that deals with cc churning.

Americans ingest about a credit card's worth of plastic each week. Imagine a stack of 52 credit cards.

If you cant feed them likes, you can feed them CC's. (Dont try this with the metal ones)

mevinyavin · « **Reply #573 on:** September 28, 2024, 06:07:37 PM »

We do a better job curating related news than X.

Sure. I would hope so. But a good one-liner nonetheless.

DaasTora · « **Reply #574 on:** October 07, 2024, 04:04:58 PM »

Whats the leilui nishmas about?

Took the idea from the Inspiration for the Nation podcast.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #575 on:** October 09, 2024, 04:49:57 AM »

That's beeper level science fiction

HudZ · « **Reply #576 on:** October 15, 2024, 02:32:32 AM »

for the first time in my life, I said I'm not tipping a dime.

YitzyS · « **Reply #577 on:** November 03, 2024, 12:31:38 AM »

https://x.com/shaunmmaguire/status/1852716609749516696

2 state solution obviously.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #578 on:** December 12, 2024, 09:07:51 AM »

there's an inyan to discuss Tanya printing in every thread

etech0 · « **Reply #579 on:** December 12, 2024, 09:16:51 AM »

Another one you can check off now