Two of my wife's students were playing war(the card game). One had a king and one had a queen, and my wife told them that the king wins. One of them replied, but in my house my mother wins all the arguments so the queen should be stronger!
His mom ain't the queen, evidently.
Q: "Which Rosh Chodesh is it?" A: "Rosh Chodesh Av"Q: "Av (of) what"?
Av course!
Reminds me ov (of):Why is it called Tisha b'ov?Because we sit on the floor and the tish is above(Sounds better when spoken then written)
My kids have been singing non-stop the new Shwekey song - We Are America
do you have an STD for me? (he meant an SD card)
And you said ??
"you probably mean an SD card. theres a new one in the amazon box. enjoy your trip!"