Of course there is the same thing the other way around, probably at the same source.
because i want to be a good sport:
Ten Reasons why Beer is better than a Woman:
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball or basketball or whatever.
3. When your beer goes flat, you toss just it out.
4. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
5. A beer won't slap your face for putting it between your legs at a drive-in movie.
6. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
7. You can share a beer with your friends.
8. A frigid beer is a good beer.
9. A beer doesn't change its mind after you've taken off its top.
10. A beer looks as good in the morning as it did when the bar closed
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