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    Chabad dictionary:

    • Bendel - "My bendel snapped so I can't get into my house. I'll use my old underwear to make a new one."
    • Bullshove - "I need to find a chavrusah I don't like so we don't just bullshove a whole seder."
    • Dib
    • Dish "Did you hear Mendel wore his hat and jacket into the Mikva this morning? Yea, he's so Dish." "Dish mushrooms wear bendels, but we won't talk about void farmers and zal bochurim here."
    • Farce - Did you hear that yeshiva doesn't allow bochurim to drink? Such a farce.
    • Farmer What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a farmer like my Tatty -Exgingi's son
    • Gan eden haelyon - I tried all yom kipur but Gan eden haelyon was too packed, I couldn't get in.
    • Gan eden hatachton - Let's grab some Kingston Pizza after seder, meet me outside Gan eden hatachton.
    • Gezhe "Don't you think Mendel and Sarah would make a great Shidduch? They really would, but Mende's parents would never go for someone not Gezhe"
    • Girsa - Come back to bullshove with me by iyun, I actually like girsa.
    • Hookup - At the CTeen shabbaton this week, Shluchim will show teens the hookup room in 770
    • John Walker- I'm telling you, he's a John Walker Tzfati, he's never stepped foot in Israel.
    • Karkafta I'm not sure if he was Jewish, but we got the Karkafta anyway.
    • Kelishke - If your kelishke is empty on a Thursday night are you even Chabad?
    • Kvort  - How do goyim wash their kids hair in the bath without a kvort? (H/T Mendy Pellin)
    • Kvutza 
    • L'chatchila ariber
    • Magnet - Whoa! The magnet is strong in that Chabad House
    • Mashpiah - I'm not sure if I can, let me ask my Mashpiah.
    • Mechokek - I went so far on Tahalucha I got a massive Mechokek! Gold Bond was useless.
    • Mimush - OMG I can't believe you tied your shoes, I thought you were Mimush.
    • Mushroom - I bet Suite 302 would get an exterminator for all the mushroom fungus if they could.
    • Shpitz - He's so Shpitz he can shave.
    • Shvil
    • Snag - On Simchas Torah all the snags know where to come for a drink.
    • Tahalucha See Mechokek
    • Tankist - only a Tankist can go up to get dollars
    • Teshura - "Are you here from the chosson's side or the kallah's?" "I'm just here for the teshurah"
    • Tolui b'hergesh depends who you ask
    • Tzfati
    • Tzugekumener - I can spot a tzugekumener a mile away.
    • Void - This whole thread is void.
    • Voidness - If you live in Crown heights you will be sucked into the voidness
    • Zal - In mesivta we had shuirum in zal, but in zal we had shuirum in classrooms.
    • Zeks un neintzigger - I don't always drink just 4, but when I do I make sure it's Zeks un neintzigger.


Author Topic: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales  (Read 16515 times)

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #60 on: November 04, 2020, 08:55:23 AM »
Can we have a rendezvous somewhere in Abia so can boost my antibodies?

You wanna boost your metaphysical antibodies?
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #61 on: November 04, 2020, 09:11:57 AM »
You wanna boost your metaphysical antibodies?

Was just referring to @Essen est zich 's stated location.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #62 on: November 04, 2020, 09:53:21 AM »
Was just referring to @Essen est zich 's stated location.

I missed that, oops. Note that he transliterates it differently, not that it matters.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #63 on: November 04, 2020, 11:26:08 AM »
Can we have a rendezvous somewhere in Abia so can boost my antibodies?

Feel free to pm me.

For anyone looking for metaphysical antibodies consider a good dose of Tanya and Torah Ohr.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #64 on: November 04, 2020, 11:44:59 AM »
and here's me thinking that antibodies were in reshimos

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #65 on: November 04, 2020, 11:47:48 AM »
For anyone looking for metaphysical antibodies consider a good dose of Tanya and Torah Ohr.


If antibodies are developed by getting the sickness, why would you suggest the cure?


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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #66 on: November 04, 2020, 11:51:53 AM »
If antibodies are developed by getting the sickness, why would you suggest the cure

כל האומר אחטא ואשוב אין מספיקים בידו לעשות תשובה.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #67 on: November 04, 2020, 11:54:40 AM »
כל האומר אחטא ואשוב אין מספיקים בידו לעשות תשובה.

So that's a no on metaphysical vaccines?

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #68 on: November 04, 2020, 12:20:50 PM »
Good point. Didn't think that through too much...
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #69 on: November 04, 2020, 12:35:39 PM »
So that's a no on metaphysical vaccines?

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #70 on: November 04, 2020, 12:38:46 PM »
I missed that, oops. Note that he transliterates it differently, not that it matters.

Yup, I see that now. But I would think that by definition Abia should be spelled with four letters. Though Abya would probably be more accurate.
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Thread split from CH COVID-19.

Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke
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Is a karkafta like a kvort or a snag?

As long as you're not talking about a farkakte.
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Is a karkafta like a kvort or a snag?
Karkafta comes from Gemara/Kabbala.
Only used by Lubabs todays?

We need a Wiki of Chabad words.
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Is a karkafta like a kvort or a snag?

When you put on Rabbeinu Tams on a snag karkarfta sheloi munach, you make a lchaim on a kvort of zekts un neintzigger.
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When you put on Rabbeinu Tams on a snag karkarfta sheloi munach, you make a lchaim on a kvort of zekts un neintzigger.
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Karkafta comes from Gemara/Kabbala.
Only used by Lubabs todays?

We need a Wiki of Chabad words.

In what context would a non Lubavitcher use karkafta? "so I met this Mendy on cruise to Antarctica, and he was a karkafta! Can you believe it? He was hesitant at first, but eventually he agreed and I put a shtreimel on his head for the first time!"

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« Reply #79 on: September 20, 2022, 04:03:16 PM »
I'll bite. What the heck is a mushroom?
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