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Offline Dan

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #980 on: September 27, 2018, 08:45:38 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #981 on: December 31, 2018, 10:27:24 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #982 on: August 06, 2019, 11:38:36 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #983 on: June 21, 2020, 09:33:10 PM »
"Kings and kingdoms were as think in Britain as they had been in little Palestine in Joshua's time, when people had to sleep with their knees pulled up because they couldn't stretch out without a passport" -Mark Twain
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #984 on: July 16, 2020, 10:19:56 AM »
I spoke to a nutritionist who told me, “You should begin by eating only about 1,500 calories a day.” My response? “Okay, that’s not too bad, and how many a night?”
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #985 on: October 15, 2020, 01:28:49 PM »
Quote from: stooges44 on October 15, 2020, 11:50:40 AM
Wearing a Yarmulke makes you religious just as standing in a garage makes you a car.

Quoted @stooges44 's post for context. The line is from Shlomo Yehuda Rechnitz.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #986 on: February 18, 2021, 04:21:40 PM »
Got this from a clip:

"You can hate on Joe Biden all you want, but I think it's pretty impressive that he fixed global warming in his first 30 days!"
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #987 on: February 18, 2021, 04:58:04 PM »
The problem for Cruz is that he’s Trumpy enough to go on the trip but not Trumpy enough to stay. (-Twitter)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #988 on: February 18, 2021, 06:07:28 PM »
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you Cancún for your country
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #989 on: February 18, 2021, 06:11:24 PM »
You can’t fight city hall, and city hall can’t fight BMG, so you surely can’t fight BMG.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #990 on: February 18, 2021, 06:30:17 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on February 18, 2021, 06:11:24 PM
You can’t fight city hall, and city hall can’t fight BMG, so you surely can’t fight BMG.
city hall can't fight itself
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #991 on: February 18, 2021, 09:20:34 PM »
Ask not what you can do for your country - ask what your country can do for you.

-Liberals
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #992 on: February 19, 2021, 01:40:51 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on February 18, 2021, 09:20:34 PM
Ask not what you can do for your country - ask what your country can do for you.

-Liberals

Yeah, those durned Texas liberals should stop asking for federal help. Let 'em build their own generators
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #993 on: July 04, 2021, 10:41:17 AM »


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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #994 on: July 04, 2021, 12:11:57 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on July 04, 2021, 10:41:17 AM


If it moves, tax it. If it still moves, regulate is. If it stops moving, subsidize it.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #995 on: January 14, 2022, 08:11:15 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on May 10, 2017, 01:15:41 PM
We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.

They have it already but it has a different name. It's called "Nshei".
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #996 on: July 09, 2024, 08:12:00 PM »
Quote from: Moshe Green on July 09, 2024, 09:15:18 AM
If you want an answer to your question, ask your question in a proper way. If you right it up wrong expect people to answer it wrongly.
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