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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1180 on: June 20, 2023, 11:36:40 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1182 on: June 21, 2023, 10:11:38 AM »
[tweet]1671515297453318147[/tweet]

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on second thought, I shouldve tweaked it from צליל (sound) to צלל (plunge - צללו כעופרת במים אדירים)




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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1183 on: June 22, 2023, 10:21:52 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1186 on: June 22, 2023, 11:19:46 PM »
Did you mean the next post?
yes, linked to that post for the context
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1187 on: June 26, 2023, 10:13:21 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1188 on: June 26, 2023, 10:41:45 AM »


From a recipe for Bang Bang chicken.
Quote from: ExGingi
Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1189 on: June 26, 2023, 11:14:39 AM »
I'm amused by the thought of used sforim store called "Frand's."

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1190 on: June 27, 2023, 09:04:58 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1191 on: June 27, 2023, 09:06:22 AM »


Quote from: ExGingi
Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1192 on: June 28, 2023, 12:27:45 AM »
I’m in shape, round is a shape…

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1193 on: June 28, 2023, 10:55:29 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1194 on: June 29, 2023, 10:25:20 AM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1195 on: June 29, 2023, 10:33:31 AM »


Quote from: ExGingi
Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1196 on: June 30, 2023, 04:22:21 PM »
I’m in shape, round is a shape…

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1197 on: July 02, 2023, 10:35:27 AM »


Quote from: ExGingi
Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1198 on: July 03, 2023, 11:08:59 AM »


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Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1199 on: July 04, 2023, 10:10:50 AM »


Quote from: ExGingi
Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!