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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17820 on: February 04, 2018, 12:59:52 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17821 on: February 04, 2018, 01:03:38 PM »
Quote from: aygart on February 04, 2018, 12:37:40 AM
https://twitter.com/kathrynw5/status/959564426885156865
So why didn't they quote directly from the FISA? #releasetheFISAapplication
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17822 on: February 04, 2018, 01:14:28 PM »
Quote from: shapsam on February 04, 2018, 01:03:38 PM
So why didn't they quote directly from the FISA? #releasetheFISAapplication


I don't think they were allowed to photograph it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17823 on: February 04, 2018, 01:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on February 04, 2018, 01:14:28 PM

I don't think they were allowed to photograph it.
...or directly quote from it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17824 on: February 04, 2018, 02:10:15 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

Trey Gowdy states the dossier has nothing to do with the Russia probe. Without the dossier there still would be a Russia probe.

Lets see the gullibles try and spin this one. Can we get Gowdy on Hannity?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17825 on: February 04, 2018, 02:11:30 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 04, 2018, 02:10:15 PM
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

Trey Gowdy states the dossier has nothing to do with the Russia probe. Without the dossier there still would be a Russia probe.

Lets see the gullibles try and spin this one. Can we get Gowdy on Hannity?  :)
So he's contradicting the memo?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17826 on: February 04, 2018, 02:12:52 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on February 04, 2018, 02:11:30 PM
So he's contradicting the memo?
Not at all. FISA abuse is a long standing problem. Connecting the two is #fakenews.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17827 on: February 04, 2018, 02:14:46 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 04, 2018, 02:10:15 PM
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

Trey Gowdy states the dossier has nothing to do with the Russia probe. Without the dossier there still would be a Russia probe.

Lets see the gullibles try and spin this one. Can we get Gowdy on Hannity?  :)
I think someone already mentioned that here.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17828 on: February 04, 2018, 02:16:12 PM »
Quote from: aygart on February 04, 2018, 02:14:46 PM
I think someone already mentioned that here.
How did I miss it?  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17829 on: February 04, 2018, 02:18:00 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 04, 2018, 02:10:15 PM
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

Trey Gowdy states the dossier has nothing to do with the Russia probe. Without the dossier there still would be a Russia probe.

Lets see the gullibles try and spin this one. Can we get Gowdy on Hannity?  :)
It was reported that Paul Ryan told the House R's to say this. (Presumably to avoid the heat from CNN and the likes that he's undermining the Russia investigation, weakling!)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17830 on: February 04, 2018, 02:22:23 PM »
Quote from: shapsam on February 04, 2018, 02:18:00 PM
It was reported that Paul Ryan told the House R's to say this. (Presumably to avoid the heat from CNN and the likes that he's undermining the Russia investigation, weekling!)
It is the truth. The investigation did not start with page
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« Reply #17831 on: February 04, 2018, 02:23:37 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 04, 2018, 02:16:12 PM
How did I miss it?  >:( >:( >:(
So he already met Hannity....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17832 on: February 04, 2018, 02:28:19 PM »
Quote from: shapsam on February 04, 2018, 02:18:00 PM
It was reported that Paul Ryan told the House R's to say this. (Presumably to avoid the heat from CNN and the likes that he's undermining the Russia investigation, weakling!)
“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17833 on: February 04, 2018, 02:31:12 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 04, 2018, 02:28:19 PM
“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”
― Mark Twain
What happened to honesty ?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17834 on: February 04, 2018, 02:33:07 PM »
Quote from: TimT on February 04, 2018, 02:31:12 PM
What happened to honesty ?
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 04, 2018, 02:10:15 PM
Trey Gowdy states the dossier has nothing to do with the Russia probe. Without the dossier there still would be a Russia probe.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17836 on: February 04, 2018, 02:52:41 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 04, 2018, 02:34:27 PM
Shows how out of touch all politicians are.
FTFY
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17837 on: February 04, 2018, 03:37:49 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 04, 2018, 02:34:27 PM
Shows how out of touch the R's are.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/04/paul-ryan-tweet-school-secretary-tax-bill
I agree with the sentiment but would imagine that here he just misread $1.50 as $150 or something like that.  He can't possibly be that out of touch.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17839 on: February 04, 2018, 04:21:54 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on February 04, 2018, 03:37:49 PM
I agree with the sentiment but would imagine that here he just misread $1.50 as $150 or something like that.  He can't possibly be that out of touch.
I hope so and think you are right.
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Let's see how far the dems get calling it crumbs.
They are going to be all over this.
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