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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3940053 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17840 on: February 04, 2018, 04:29:04 PM »
I hope so and think you are right.They are going to be all over this.
I am sure they will. They would be during their hole deeper with anyone who feels they got more than crumbs such as this woman who, from the article, seems very happy with the extra money. My guess is that her salary isn't that high to stay with that this is a meaningful difference to her.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17841 on: February 04, 2018, 05:12:43 PM »
I am sure they will. They would be during their hole deeper with anyone who feels they got more than crumbs such as this woman who, from the article, seems very happy with the extra money. My guess is that her salary isn't that high to stay with that this is a meaningful difference to her.
I seen the women live. She wants no part of either side. She answered a survey, that’s all.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17842 on: February 04, 2018, 05:14:59 PM »
I seen the women live. She wants no part of either side. She answered a survey, that’s all.
No difference. She seemed happy with it. If enough are happy with it then it will hurt the dems and the more they call it crumbs the more out of touch they will seem.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17843 on: February 05, 2018, 09:29:30 AM »
Can't deal with the fact that even top ranking R's say the memo has nothing to do with Russia or Mueller investigation so he resorts to name-calling.

Little Adam Schiff, who is desperate to run for higher office, is one of the biggest liars and leakers in Washington, right up there with Comey, Warner, Brennan and Clapper! Adam leaves closed committee hearings to illegally leak confidential information. Must be stopped!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17844 on: February 05, 2018, 10:31:37 AM »

James Comey
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Got to dress up for a family event tonight and was proud to wear my FBI cufflinks. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bewk1QogKoM/
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And what did your teenage daughter wear?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17845 on: February 05, 2018, 10:35:04 AM »
Can't deal with the fact that even top ranking R's say the memo has nothing to do with Russia or Mueller investigation so he resorts to name-calling.

Little Adam Schiff, who is desperate to run for higher office, is one of the biggest liars and leakers in Washington, right up there with Comey, Warner, Brennan and Clapper! Adam leaves closed committee hearings to illegally leak confidential information. Must be stopped!
Is that Trump tweet?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17846 on: February 05, 2018, 10:37:48 AM »
Is that Trump tweet?
Who else could it be?  :)
Yes.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17847 on: February 05, 2018, 10:47:26 AM »
Who else could it be?  :)
Yes.
That's what I was wondering....the first half of the post wasn't in sync...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17848 on: February 05, 2018, 10:51:11 AM »
That's what I was wondering....the first half of the post wasn't in sync...
Oops. First sentence was my spin.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17849 on: February 05, 2018, 10:58:01 AM »
Oops. First sentence was my spin.
And here I assumed second half was yours. I was like, hey, Chaim is finally sober. :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17851 on: February 05, 2018, 11:02:24 AM »
And here I assumed second half was yours. I was like, hey, Chaim is finally sober. :)
Didn't even drink yesterday.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17852 on: February 05, 2018, 02:58:02 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17853 on: February 05, 2018, 03:12:29 PM »
Market in a free fall. Hey Trump how about a tweet?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17854 on: February 05, 2018, 03:13:16 PM »
Hey Nunues you want to look into what is going on here?

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/05/us/dhs-super-bowl-national-security-documents-left-on-plane-invs/index.html
crazy how it happens . i seem to remember such stories happening a couple times a year
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17855 on: February 05, 2018, 03:14:20 PM »
crazy how it happens . i seem to remember such stories happening a couple times a year
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17857 on: February 05, 2018, 03:18:06 PM »
700 point swing in a matter of minutes. Can you say rigged?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17858 on: February 05, 2018, 03:21:49 PM »
700 point swing in a matter of minutes. Can you say rigged?
Sounds like bitcoin.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17859 on: February 05, 2018, 03:22:40 PM »
Sounds like bitcoin.
The case can sure be made.
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