I hope you posted this before he actually made the kiddush
On a side note, a kiddush with just water and whatever type of grape juice/wine you're actually making the kiddush on is lame. I hope @SuperFlyer has some shmaltz herring on the side.
Considering where I live, there is plenty, especially if you take into account that I don't like fish.
For some reason, people don't take it lightly, and will need to reconfirm: Also not herring? Also not tuna? Also not salmon? But you never tried the way it's really supposed to be prepared, it doesn't even taste like fish...
Me:I just don't like fish, any fish.