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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3900444 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4640 on: October 27, 2016, 10:09:36 AM »
New Fox News poll - Clinton up by just 3 points. Within margin of error.
According to them their margin is 2.5
It is still good news for Trump as last week in the same poll he was behind 5-6 points.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4641 on: October 27, 2016, 10:19:46 AM »
Momentum is all Trumps. If sailing is smooth from here i think he has it. Especially since Obamacare numbers came out.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4642 on: October 27, 2016, 10:27:09 AM »
I'm hoping that will show that there are some sane conservatives out there who won't vote for Trump.
Show to whom?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4643 on: October 27, 2016, 10:27:25 AM »
Momentum is all Trumps. If sailing is smooth from here i think he has it. Especially since Obamacare numbers came out.
those are so ridiculous. ppl really felt that. some premiums more than doubled
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4644 on: October 27, 2016, 10:30:22 AM »
Momentum is all Trumps. If sailing is smooth from here i think he has it. Especially since Obamacare numbers came out.
That looks like his strategy right now. He is all over talking about this.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4645 on: October 27, 2016, 10:39:17 AM »
...Especially since Obamacare numbers came out.
This is one area where Rush Limbaugh had it 100% correct from day one. Obamacare was intentionally designed to fail. I am surprised WikiLeaks didn't uncover yet the arm twisting that went into this. There is no doubt in my mind that insurance companies were "encouraged" to initially underprice plans, so that some semblance of positive results can be shown.

I wish that message could be pounded on until everyone can remember that for the Ds (and left wing in general) the end justifies all means. They have an agenda and will do anything, with no holds barred, to get their agenda through. Getting a SCOTUS that is favorable to their agenda is an interim agenda, as that will make them achieve their goals with less resistance.

As much as I don't like DJT and doubt his competency, I would take that any time over a - heaven forbid - competent left-winger.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2016, 10:42:19 AM by ExGingi »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4646 on: October 27, 2016, 11:32:01 AM »
Thanks for biting.
Trump and his fanboys always bite ;D

{"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." —Hillary('s speechwriter)}
« Last Edit: October 27, 2016, 11:36:24 AM by Baruch »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4648 on: October 27, 2016, 12:36:41 PM »
Well put down.

You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4649 on: October 27, 2016, 12:40:25 PM »
Show to whom?

My children and grandchildren who will learn about 2016 in history class...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4650 on: October 27, 2016, 12:44:37 PM »
https://www.commentarymagazine.com/politics-ideas/campaigns-elections/donald-trump-explodes-the-gop-loser-myth/
I had that initial reaction but  disagree. The far right conservatives wont admit it,  but Trump is far from their ideal anti establishment candidate.  He's not losing because of being an outsider - thats the only reason he's not losing by double digits. He's losing because he's Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4651 on: October 27, 2016, 12:48:04 PM »
Well put down.


Wow! he must realize its a lock for Hillary.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4652 on: October 27, 2016, 12:58:24 PM »
My children and grandchildren who will learn about 2016 in history class...
***History class in the year 2100***
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Student: What about 2016?
Teacher: We don't talk about 2016

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4654 on: October 27, 2016, 01:10:37 PM »
***History class in the year 2100***
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4655 on: October 27, 2016, 01:13:41 PM »
How do you think Trump would be doing if he did not have his scandals etc?
Would still lose, but not landslide like now

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4656 on: October 27, 2016, 01:15:16 PM »
How do you think Trump would be doing if he did not have his scandals etc?

he has an abrasive personality either way, however that's not necessarily a terrible, negative trait for a world-leader/President. (Imagine the leader Russia being an all-around "nice-guy".)
Very inappropriate activity during the time of "Secretary of State" and $69 million deals for "Bill Clinton, INC" !
Today's revelations of the 'blurry relationship' of the 2011 issue of obtaining millions of dollars of personal money from top-tier corporations and Arab countries:

http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/ethical-deficit-new-concerns-over-foundation-794748483995?cid=playlist%3D480866%26cid%3Dsm_fb_mojoe
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4657 on: October 27, 2016, 01:35:38 PM »
Would still lose, but not landslide like now
And how do you think Romney or McCain would be doing?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4658 on: October 27, 2016, 01:40:09 PM »
Repost
I posted it in the jokes thread. Now it became relevant in the election thread. I'm sorry.  ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4659 on: October 27, 2016, 01:45:49 PM »
Trump and his fanboys always bite ;D

{"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." —Hillary('s speechwriter)}
When you offer good herring, anyone would bite.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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