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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1320 on: April 10, 2014, 12:11:00 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on April 10, 2014, 10:00:10 AM
Sorry, was busy doing my kitchen...
Your wife should be doing that!
 :P :P
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1321 on: April 10, 2014, 12:24:26 PM »

Quote from: george on April 10, 2014, 01:10:30 AM
I wonder what a person looks like when they are completely melted. Must be interesting.
Especially a guy the size of myccrabbi :P
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1322 on: April 10, 2014, 12:26:40 PM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on April 10, 2014, 10:00:10 AM
Sorry, was busy doing my kitchen...
Just be careful not to get electrocuted. Also don't keep cleaning the same spot over and over that's called OCD!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1323 on: April 10, 2014, 01:06:31 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on April 10, 2014, 12:24:26 PM
Especially a guy the size of myccrabbi :P
lol!  When they are melted they all the same.
But you definitely seem to be melting, if you know what i mean;D
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1324 on: April 10, 2014, 01:11:01 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on April 10, 2014, 12:26:40 PM
Just be careful not to get electrocuted. Also don't keep cleaning the same spot over and over that's called OCD!
Do we have a "good advice" thread?
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1325 on: April 10, 2014, 01:34:22 PM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on April 10, 2014, 12:11:00 PM
Your wife should be doing that!
 :P :P
She's busy spending the 8th $200 this week... :P
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1326 on: April 10, 2014, 01:42:43 PM »
The last few pages of this thread were actually the funniest joke yet!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1327 on: April 10, 2014, 02:06:51 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1328 on: April 10, 2014, 02:19:35 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1329 on: April 10, 2014, 02:31:07 PM »
Some of you may not like it if you are one of them this is not intended for you.
Why did Hitler commit suicide after the haulocust?
His gas bill was way too high
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1330 on: April 10, 2014, 02:36:55 PM »
Quote from: dudi on April 10, 2014, 02:31:07 PM
Some of you may not like it if you are one of them this is not intended for you.
Why did Hitler commit suicide after the haulocust?
He had a heart attack when he saw his  gas bill.
FTFY
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1331 on: April 10, 2014, 02:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Saver2000 on April 10, 2014, 02:36:55 PM
FTFY
thank you but I like my way better
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1332 on: April 10, 2014, 02:48:55 PM »
Quote from: dudi on April 10, 2014, 02:47:32 PM
thank you but I like my way better
Nah.  You butchered the joke. 
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1333 on: April 10, 2014, 02:57:54 PM »
Quote from: Saver2000 on April 10, 2014, 02:48:55 PM
Nah.  You butchered the joke. 
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1334 on: April 10, 2014, 06:33:13 PM »
Quote from: Saver2000 on April 10, 2014, 02:36:55 PM
FTFY

Yours doesn't work.

Commit Suicide / Heart Attack
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1335 on: April 10, 2014, 08:08:44 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on April 10, 2014, 01:42:43 PM
The last few pages of this thread were actually the funniest joke yet!
Now THAT made me LOL!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1336 on: April 10, 2014, 10:34:24 PM »
I am extremely disappointed with that joke whether it was intended for me or not this is  it the right forum
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1337 on: April 10, 2014, 10:43:20 PM »
Quote from: dudi on April 10, 2014, 02:31:07 PM
Some of you may not like it if you are one of them this is not intended for you.
Why did Hitler commit suicide after the haulocust?
His gas bill was way too high
Poor taste
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1338 on: April 10, 2014, 10:52:07 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1339 on: April 10, 2014, 10:52:46 PM »
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