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dudi · « **Reply #1340 on:** April 10, 2014, 11:17:13 PM »

I'm sorry I knew not everyone would approve that's why I wrote what I wrote

ChAiM'l · « **Reply #1341 on:** April 10, 2014, 11:50:08 PM »

Quote from: dudi on April 10, 2014, 11:17:13 PM

I'm sorry I knew not everyone would approve that's why I wrote what I wrote

And that was supposed to make it all OK?

etech0 · « **Reply #1342 on:** April 10, 2014, 11:56:33 PM »

this thread was much more fun when people were actually telling jokes

SamKey · « **Reply #1343 on:** April 11, 2014, 08:12:44 AM »

I recently stopped watching what I eat, at my age.... I NEED ALL THE PRESERVATIVES I CAN GET!

SamKey · « **Reply #1344 on:** April 17, 2014, 03:45:10 AM »

Was just in Passaic davening when a guy comes over to me and tells me I'm in his makom kevurah!

Freddie · « **Reply #1345 on:** April 17, 2014, 10:22:15 AM »

Quote from: SamKey on April 17, 2014, 03:45:10 AM

Was just in Passaic davening when a guy comes over to me and tells me I'm in his makom kevurah!

Did you tell that a"h that according to Sh"A if there is a space within daled amos, he is not allowed to even approach you about his "makom kevurah"?

dudi · « **Reply #1346 on:** April 17, 2014, 10:32:29 AM »

Quote from: Freddie on April 17, 2014, 10:22:15 AM

Did you tell that a"h that according to Sh"A if there is a space within daled amos, he is not allowed to even approach you about his "makom kevurah"?

if he would be doing it because of halacha then you are right I think the reason for him kicking him out of his seat is for totally different reasons.

Chaikel · « **Reply #1347 on:** April 17, 2014, 11:23:35 AM »

I think you are missing the point. It was his makom kevura, not kevua

Myccrabbi · « **Reply #1348 on:** April 17, 2014, 11:27:02 AM »

Quote from: Chaikel on April 17, 2014, 11:23:35 AM

I think you are missing the point. It was his makom kevura, not kevua

lol!

dudi · « **Reply #1349 on:** April 17, 2014, 11:48:53 AM »

Quote from: Chaikel on April 17, 2014, 11:23:35 AM

I think you are missing the point. It was his makom kevura, not kevua

don't know if you are talking to me but I got it

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #1350 on:** April 17, 2014, 11:51:15 AM »

Quote from: Chaikel on April 17, 2014, 11:23:35 AM

I think you are missing the point. It was his makom kevura, not kevua

Like every thread on DDF, it just HAD to turn into a religious discussion (except for the ethics thread, that one is strictly for ethics, no religion allowed

).

Freddie · « **Reply #1351 on:** April 17, 2014, 11:52:37 AM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on April 17, 2014, 11:51:15 AM

Like every thread on DDF, it just HAD to turn into a religious discussion

As it should.

ilherman · « **Reply #1352 on:** April 17, 2014, 12:40:51 PM »

A Chinese kid at the zoo on chol hamoied asked his mom why all the Jews call their kids "Kim Doo"....

lechatchileh ariber · « **Reply #1353 on:** April 17, 2014, 01:11:49 PM »

Quote from: ChAiM'l on April 10, 2014, 11:50:08 PM

And that was supposed to make it all OK?

Yes. #nishtoifshabbosgeret

Centro · « **Reply #1354 on:** April 20, 2014, 10:14:24 AM »

I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore, So, if I owe you money, I'm sorry.

Chaikel · « **Reply #1355 on:** April 20, 2014, 10:49:37 AM »

A woman went to China in her ninth month of pregnancy for the cheap labor

HT: Samkey

ushdadude · « **Reply #1356 on:** April 20, 2014, 11:23:31 AM »

What do you call an idiot frog?
Dum, tzifardeah...
Har

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #1357 on:** April 20, 2014, 11:48:01 AM »

Quote from: centro on April 20, 2014, 10:14:24 AM

I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore, So, if I owe you money, I'm sorry.

Someone said something very similar to me a few weeks ago. No joke

etech0 · « **Reply #1358 on:** April 20, 2014, 12:28:52 PM »

if you lend someone twenty bucks, and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

Freddie · « **Reply #1359 on:** April 20, 2014, 01:53:12 PM »

Quote from: etech0 on April 20, 2014, 12:28:52 PM

if you lend someone twenty bucks, and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

ooooh! that's good!

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