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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2880 on: March 16, 2023, 11:57:25 PM »
Probably a non issue. From the little I know about flying and aeronautics, tilting the nose down is actually a way to gain lift.

Might be true, but if I was sitting there on the beach watching a plane dive-bomb towards me, I'd probably not be pulling up the calculator app on my phone to calculate the physics involved.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2881 on: March 18, 2023, 10:06:52 PM »
This story is probably around in English somewhere. Fascinating thread.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2882 on: March 19, 2023, 03:00:56 PM »
This is good for Israeli Citizens, I guess someone should convince him to port this to a US version.

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« Reply #2883 on: March 21, 2023, 12:47:40 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2884 on: March 22, 2023, 12:45:35 PM »



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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2885 on: March 22, 2023, 01:39:28 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2886 on: March 22, 2023, 02:52:49 PM »
I assume a troll? I doubt you'd ever find it giving such short responses


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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2887 on: March 22, 2023, 02:56:09 PM »
I assume a troll? I doubt you'd ever find it giving such short responses


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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2888 on: Yesterday at 04:02:26 PM »
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« Reply #2889 on: Yesterday at 05:43:41 PM »

I hope someone was able to catch him and invite him for shabbos.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2890 on: Yesterday at 06:52:03 PM »

Took me a minute to catch on. Crazy how they can turn truth on its head so that a casual reader is shocked by how disrespectful the Israelis are.

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« Reply #2891 on: Yesterday at 10:58:55 PM »
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« Reply #2892 on: Today at 07:41:55 AM »
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« Reply #2893 on: Today at 01:45:16 PM »
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« Reply #2894 on: Today at 02:20:12 PM »
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« Reply #2895 on: Today at 02:47:32 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2896 on: Today at 03:08:34 PM »
Actually quite interesting.

Is it true that he worked for the Navy? And did he really never visit Israel??
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2897 on: Today at 03:10:56 PM »
Actually quite interesting.

Is it true that he worked for the Navy? And did he really never visit Israel??

Yes and yes.
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« Reply #2898 on: Today at 03:14:58 PM »
And did he really never visit Israel??

Though reasoning is off.

Were you really unaware? Why are you surprised?

RSG (The Rebbe's BIL, older SIL of Frierdike Rebbe) did visit (and IINM purchased some RE there).
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« Reply #2899 on: Today at 03:17:25 PM »
Though reasoning is off.

What was the real reasoning?
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