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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3939531 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1020 on: July 21, 2016, 10:59:55 PM »
Likely his best speech.

Trump just said that he "will work with our best ally in the Middle East, the State of Israel"!
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1021 on: July 21, 2016, 11:00:55 PM »
Trump just said that he "will work with our best ally in the Middle East, the State of Israel"!
Do we have another ally in the ME?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1022 on: July 21, 2016, 11:02:22 PM »
Likely his best speach.
Still pathetic though.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1023 on: July 21, 2016, 11:06:10 PM »
Do we have another ally in the ME?

Of course, the Saudis are our friends aren't they?
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1024 on: July 21, 2016, 11:07:53 PM »
Of course, the Saudis are our friends aren't they?
I am not so sure I would call them our friends.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1025 on: July 21, 2016, 11:12:19 PM »
I am not so sure I would call them our friends.

Thought you would recognize that as a soundbite, not an opinion.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1026 on: July 21, 2016, 11:13:36 PM »
Is what he said about NATO true? That after his NYT interview, they all of the sudden announced that they are going to tackle terrorism? If so, that was a genius statement he made in the interview.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1027 on: July 21, 2016, 11:14:06 PM »
Thought you would recognize that as a soundbite, not an opinion.
I took it as a question.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1028 on: July 21, 2016, 11:14:32 PM »
Is what he said about NATO true? That after his NYT interview, they all of the sudden announced that they are going to tackle terrorism? If so, that was a genius statement he made in the interview.
Going to have to fact check that one.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1029 on: July 21, 2016, 11:18:57 PM »
Chants "Trump digs coal"...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1030 on: July 21, 2016, 11:19:37 PM »
Going to have to fact check that one.
A quick google search found this http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/22/world/europe/donald-trumps-remarks-rattle-nato-allies-and-stoke-debate-on-cost-sharing.html article. Looks like its true. I'm sure there'll be more on it one way or another buy the time we get up in the morning.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1031 on: July 21, 2016, 11:20:42 PM »
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"repeal and replace disasterous Obamacare"

"We are going to fix TSA at the airports which is a total disaster!"
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1032 on: July 21, 2016, 11:25:48 PM »
Admits he doesn't deserve the support of the evangelicals...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1033 on: July 21, 2016, 11:30:20 PM »
Can't wait for the debates.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1034 on: July 21, 2016, 11:30:44 PM »
Man is he sweating!!!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1035 on: July 21, 2016, 11:32:05 PM »
Man is he sweating!!!
Was just thinking the same!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1036 on: July 21, 2016, 11:32:53 PM »
"We are going to fix TSA at the airports which is a total disaster!"
Going for the DDF vote! ::)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1037 on: July 21, 2016, 11:33:29 PM »
Man is he sweating!!!
More than "little Marco" at the debate?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1038 on: July 21, 2016, 11:33:39 PM »
A quick google search found this http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/22/world/europe/donald-trumps-remarks-rattle-nato-allies-and-stoke-debate-on-cost-sharing.html article. Looks like its true. I'm sure there'll be more on it one way or another buy the time we get up in the morning.
Did you read the article? It says nothing of the sort.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1039 on: July 21, 2016, 11:34:56 PM »
He's soon gonna sue the RNC for not providing enough ac at the event!  :o