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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3982269 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4500 on: October 20, 2016, 12:19:56 PM »
You mean "if he doesn't find a way to get out of it"? Those words?

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are very young. Nobody, I repeat nobody, in the history of televised presidential debates ever called their opponent such names. It's unprecedented and I am sad that so few people even realize it.

Exactly! They grab onto anything to "prove" that he doesn't respect woman.
That is my exact point, they used that line to say he disrespects all women.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4501 on: October 20, 2016, 12:26:01 PM »
Do you guys understand that nobody speaks like that in a presidential debate?
I guess trump won. He succeeded in turning our country into reality TV. There are no standards anymore. What would a candidate have to do to shock anybody anymore? Moon his opponent?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4502 on: October 20, 2016, 01:03:52 PM »
Do you guys understand that nobody speaks like that in a presidential debate?
I guess trump won. He succeeded in turning our country into reality TV. There are no standards anymore. What would a candidate have to do to shock anybody anymore? Moon his opponent?
Would you say that Hillary bringing up miss universe at the first debate was presidential? She started the dirty compain. Unlike other republicans he's fighting back.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4503 on: October 20, 2016, 02:30:50 PM »


You mean "if he doesn't find a way to get out of it"? Those words?

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are very young. Nobody, I repeat nobody, in the history of televised presidential debates ever called their opponent such names. It's unprecedented and I am sad that so few people even realize it.
Hillary said such things about him

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4504 on: October 20, 2016, 02:34:23 PM »
Would you say that Hillary bringing up miss universe at the first debate was presidential? She started the dirty compain. Unlike other republicans he's fighting back.
I would say this is what won him the nomination. Republicans have gotten sick of how the dems play dirty with them and no one fights back. What they did with Romney wasn't dirty? What they did with Palin wasn't dirty? Many feel that he is finally evening it the playing field.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4505 on: October 20, 2016, 02:49:33 PM »
Do you guys understand that nobody speaks like that in a presidential debate?
How would they know if they haven't seen other debates?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4506 on: October 20, 2016, 03:13:36 PM »
How would they know if they haven't seen other debates?

I guess that is what it comes down to.
By 2020 you really will have candidates mooning each other at the debates.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4507 on: October 20, 2016, 03:25:08 PM »
What was striking to me was when Hillary said "when they go low we go high"

Hello, really? Who started going low? After months of Clinton putting up millions of dollars in adds smearing Trump not about issues the we face now. He was quite the whole time and did not mention a word about the Clinton stories, finally they reached the end of it he starts fighting back and all of the sudden she wants to go high.. And they corrupt media still plays along. So sad.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4508 on: October 20, 2016, 03:29:58 PM »
You made me spit my drink.

As a chossid, one of the saddest things I read in this election was this article, specifically this quote.

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"How we operate on a daily life is to follow a certain rabbi and be inspired by him and do whatever he orders without questioning him," says Kornbluh.

Trump represents a similar type of leader, who promises plenty of great solutions if the country just follows his example. Explanations of how, exactly, he'll achieve those solutions come later. (See: "Make America Great Again"). These similarities between Trump and the rebbe style of leadership could be "why a lot of Orthodox Jews are inspired by him without questioning what he says or what his views on certain issues are," said Kornbluh.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4509 on: October 20, 2016, 03:42:17 PM »
As a chossid, one of the saddest things I read in this election was this article, specifically this quote.
Don't take it too much to heart, while abhorring, you have to realize that the term Chassidic as used there (and להבדיל the term Chassidish as used outside of Lubavitch), has no relationship to what you probably would define as a Chossid, Chassidish, etc.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4510 on: October 20, 2016, 05:16:31 PM »
You mean "if he doesn't find a way to get out of it"? Those words?

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are very young. Nobody, I repeat nobody, in the history of televised presidential debates ever called their opponent such names. It's unprecedented and I am sad that so few people even realize it.
Because her calling his supporters deplorables etc which is also essentially calling him that, that's fine?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4511 on: October 20, 2016, 05:18:42 PM »
Interesting to note that while shortly after the debate DJT went down to exactly 50% in the DDF poll, he's actually polling higher than before the debate now.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4512 on: October 20, 2016, 05:24:06 PM »
Don't take it too much to heart, while abhorring, you have to realize that the term Chassidic as used there (and להבדיל the term Chassidish as used outside of Lubavitch), has no relationship to what you probably would define as a Chossid, Chassidish, etc.

That is what upset me. It shows how distorted the whole concept of a Rebbe has become.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4513 on: October 20, 2016, 05:24:11 PM »
Because her calling his supporters deplorables etc which is also essentially calling him that, that's fine?
Yeah but it's at least a polysyllabic word.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4514 on: October 20, 2016, 08:05:11 PM »
From Oct 9 but still as relevant as ever.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4515 on: October 20, 2016, 10:13:13 PM »
From Oct 9 but still as relevant as ever.

Only to the extent that Hilarious comes from the same שורש as Hillary, meaning that she controlled the debate.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4516 on: October 20, 2016, 11:22:47 PM »
Hillary definitely won the dinner speech tonight
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4517 on: October 20, 2016, 11:24:36 PM »
Hillary definitely won the dinner speech tonight

Because she had the best comedy writers who are all Ds!
I didn't see it but that's what I'm guessing.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4518 on: October 20, 2016, 11:27:32 PM »
just watched them. Apparently you always come out looking better in a roast if you don't rip on the other person so much, which doesn't make any sense but wtvr. so Hillary won.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4519 on: October 20, 2016, 11:34:33 PM »
Hillary definitely won the dinner speech tonight
she "won" but trump had better lines