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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1989393 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #160 on: July 03, 2015, 11:15:29 AM »
You may be surprised how many frum jews will vote for Hilary (or any D). You may have to limit your statement to non-hasidic orthodox jews.
I've yet to opine on who will vote democrat or republican, I leave that to the well informed here. All I was saying is that you can be against a policy but if its in place still benefit from it.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #161 on: July 03, 2015, 11:17:02 AM »
Blacks would disagree with you on both points. They would be ROFLTAO about Romney creating jobs.

96% would be rotflao?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #162 on: July 03, 2015, 11:30:14 AM »
Blacks would disagree with you on both points. They would be ROFLTAO about Romney creating jobs.
I think it's perfectly clear why blacks voted for Obama-mostly for racial reasons-so don't make it sound as if they crunched job numbers or considered who is more likely to succeed in creating them. It's only whites that are racist if they vote for a guy based on his white skin color-when blacks do it it's all good. After all, racism means evil white oppression. Anything else (blacks, Hispanics, or women voting based on race or gender) is either justified or at least understandable.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #163 on: July 03, 2015, 11:41:46 AM »
I think it's perfectly clear why blacks voted for Obama-mostly for racial reasons-so don't make it sound as if they crunched job numbers or considered who is more likely to succeed in creating them. It's only whites that are racist if they vote for a guy based on his white skin color-when blacks do it it's all good. After all, racism means evil white oppression. Anything else (blacks, Hispanics, or women voting based on race or gender) is either justified or at least understandable.
Do you fall out of bed every Friday morning and hit your head? What the h*ll are you talking about? Where did I say why blacks voted for Obama? All I did was point out that blacks would disagree with the statements zale made about religion and jobs. If you want to talk about racism we have to go back to the clown this thread is about.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #164 on: July 03, 2015, 12:09:00 PM »
Do you fall out of bed every Friday morning and hit your head? What the h*ll are you talking about? Where did I say why blacks voted for Obama? All I did was point out that blacks would disagree with the statements zale made about religion and jobs. If you want to talk about racism we have to go back to the clown this thread is about.
Well you said blacks would laugh about Romney creating jobs AS IF they made an analysis of Obama vs Romney on job creation and as if job creation was what they were voting for when in the booth.
A we can talk about racism regarding blacks Hispanics and women voting based on race or gender. It's a FAR more serious issue than some comments from Donald Trump.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #165 on: July 03, 2015, 12:22:56 PM »
Blacks are democrats. They believe republicans destroy jobs not create them.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #166 on: July 03, 2015, 01:04:08 PM »
Blacks are democrats. They believe republicans destroy jobs not create them.

That explains a lot about some of the posters. Talk about Stockholm Syndrome.  :)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #167 on: July 03, 2015, 03:10:13 PM »
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #168 on: July 03, 2015, 03:17:53 PM »
Don't shoot the messenger.
The devil can quote scripture too.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #169 on: July 03, 2015, 07:04:29 PM »
Most people who need welfare don't have taxes to cut...
Exactly! because they rather stay on welfare than pay hefty taxes!
The liberal (read communist) dream: keep everyone on welfare and therefore dependent on the government.
The Republican (at least the conservative) dream: cut taxes live on your own be responsible for yourself (money wise) & so on....

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #170 on: July 04, 2015, 10:36:15 PM »
Exactly! because they rather stay on welfare than pay hefty taxes!
The liberal (read communist) dream: keep everyone on welfare and therefore dependent on the government.
The Republican (at least the conservative) dream: cut taxes live on your own be responsible for yourself (money wise) & so on....
and what about those who just don't make it? For example, for every winning trade on Wall Street there is an equal loss.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #171 on: July 04, 2015, 10:40:07 PM »


For example, for every winning trade on Wall Street there is an equal loss.
Who says?


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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #172 on: July 04, 2015, 10:44:16 PM »
Who says?
The one who sold and could have made the money, the one who bought at a higher price. Maybe this wasn't the best example a especially since in this case the one with the loss have made money just not as much as he would have otherwise. The point is the same. There will always who those who just don't make it.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #173 on: July 04, 2015, 10:44:18 PM »
Exactly! because they rather stay on welfare than pay hefty taxes!
The liberal (read communist) dream: keep everyone on welfare and therefore dependent on the government.
The Republican (at least the conservative) dream: cut taxes live on your own be responsible for yourself (money wise) & so on....
So it's that simple huh?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #174 on: July 04, 2015, 10:47:45 PM »
The one who sold and could have made the money, the one who bought at a higher price. Maybe this wasn't the best example a especially since in this case the one with the loss have made money just not as much as he would have otherwise. The point is the same. There will always who those who just don't make it.
I hear your point, don't exactly see how this illustrates it though.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #175 on: July 05, 2015, 12:00:29 AM »
I hear your point, don't exactly see how this illustrates it though.
as I wrote, it was not a great example. The example was to show that anyone who makes money is making it off of someone else.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #176 on: July 05, 2015, 12:39:24 AM »
as I wrote, it was not a great example. The example was to show that anyone who makes money is making it off of someone else.
No, I buy a coke for a dollar because I value the coke more than the dollar and the seller values the dollar more. Trade is a win win.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #177 on: July 05, 2015, 12:40:50 AM »
No, I buy a coke for a dollar because I value the coke more than the dollar and the seller values the dollar more. Trade is a win win.
So therefore you are not a dollar poorer?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #178 on: July 05, 2015, 12:43:46 AM »
So therefore you are not a dollar poorer?
No because the coke is worth a dollar.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #179 on: July 05, 2015, 12:55:34 AM »
How much would you pay not to get a swift kick in the inyonim? Win win.