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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4615113 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5880 on: November 08, 2016, 07:11:01 PM »
DD projection:
7:30pm CNN exit polls will show WV for Trump and OH/NC too close to call.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5881 on: November 08, 2016, 07:12:06 PM »
What are you smoking?
KY hasn't gone D in 2 decades.
REUBEN FISCHER-BAUM 6:56 PM
With one of seven precincts reporting, Elliott County, Kentucky, is at 69 percent for Trump. If the result holds, this would break a historic streak: The county was formed in 1869, and the Democratic candidate has won it in every presidential election since then.

Misread I didn't see the word county.... was wondering...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5882 on: November 08, 2016, 07:13:49 PM »
Florida and Ohio being called for Trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5883 on: November 08, 2016, 07:14:19 PM »
Florida and Ohio being called for Trump
I wish . I dont see that anywhere yet
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5884 on: November 08, 2016, 07:14:56 PM »
Florida and Ohio being called for Trump
By?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5885 on: November 08, 2016, 07:15:14 PM »
Florida and Ohio being called for Trump
Let's keep this thread useful. Nobody reputable is saying that or would say that before polls close.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5886 on: November 08, 2016, 07:18:31 PM »
Florida and Ohio being called for Trump
Please post a source

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5887 on: November 08, 2016, 07:18:42 PM »
Same on rcp
Irrelevant but interesting that is first time KY has gone republican ever

What are you smoking?
KY hasn't gone D in 2 decades.

"Since the 1950s, Kentucky has been reliably Republican, although its voters have been willing to vote Democratic when a southern governor has run – the state voted for Jimmy Carter in 1976 and for Bill Clinton in both 1992 and 1996. In 2012, Mitt Romney defeated Barack Obama 60% to 38%."


Source http://www.270towin.com/states/Kentucky

I think he means certain sections
He meant this.. on 538


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5888 on: November 08, 2016, 07:19:46 PM »
Please post a source
Let's keep this thread useful. Nobody reputable is saying that or would say that before polls close.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5889 on: November 08, 2016, 07:19:57 PM »
Hate to say it but cnn's coverage is more comprehensive and better than fox's.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5890 on: November 08, 2016, 07:21:21 PM »
Hate to say it but cnn's coverage is more comprehensive and better than fox's.
Their election results are the best.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5891 on: November 08, 2016, 07:30:39 PM »
DD projection:
7:30pm CNN exit polls will show WV for Trump and OH/NC too close to call.
And that's exactly what they're saying :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5892 on: November 08, 2016, 07:30:45 PM »
Ohio is done now. May the worse man lose.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5893 on: November 08, 2016, 07:32:02 PM »
Next up:
8:00 Poll Closing Time
Alabama (9 Electoral Votes)
Connecticut (7 Electoral Votes)
Delaware (3 Electoral Votes)
DC (3 Electoral Votes)
Florida (29 Electoral Votes)
Illinois (20 Electoral Votes)
Maine (4 Electoral Votes)
Maryland (10 Electoral Votes)
Massachusetts (11 Electoral Votes)
Mississippi (6 Electoral Votes)
Missouri (10 Electoral Votes)
New Hampshire (4 Electoral Votes)
New Jersey (14 Electoral Votes)
Oklahoma (7 Electoral Votes)
Pennsylvania (20 Electoral Votes)
Rhode Island (4 Electoral Votes)
Tennessee (11 Electoral Votes)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5894 on: November 08, 2016, 07:35:51 PM »
60K (1.5%) vote lead for Trump with about half of FL counted...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5895 on: November 08, 2016, 07:36:03 PM »
Ohio is done now. May the worse man lose.

He won.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5896 on: November 08, 2016, 07:36:20 PM »
Ohio is done now. May the worst candidate lose.
FTFY?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5897 on: November 08, 2016, 07:36:59 PM »
They're all talking as if Clinton won.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5898 on: November 08, 2016, 07:38:19 PM »
Google had Trump as won Ohio, but now it's been pulled.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5899 on: November 08, 2016, 07:41:13 PM »
Google had Trump as won Ohio, but now it's been pulled.
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