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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3950649 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5920 on: November 08, 2016, 08:07:08 PM »
On a different note, BH there were no pre-election or election day terrorist attacks. Chasdei Hashem.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5921 on: November 08, 2016, 08:07:14 PM »
Clinton just took a 200K/3% lead in FL with 71% counted.
This election may be called very shortly if she holds that. There's no real path for Trump without FL.
She's only ahead by 70k now in FL. CNN

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5922 on: November 08, 2016, 08:07:19 PM »
So, who will run in 2020?
Another 16 people on stage for 1 wacko to take it all? :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5923 on: November 08, 2016, 08:08:19 PM »


So, who will run in 2020?
In which country?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5924 on: November 08, 2016, 08:11:36 PM »
538:
"This is why it’s important to wait for the Panhandle to report in Florida. Trump has just jumped into the lead in Florida by 12,000 votes. Still a lot of votes to be counted in that state."

http://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2016-election-results-coverage/
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5925 on: November 08, 2016, 08:12:24 PM »
So, who will run in 2020?
Another 16 people on stage for 1 wacko to take it all?

Kanye West 2020
Doesn't seem so far fetched these days. :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5926 on: November 08, 2016, 08:15:19 PM »
Trump ahead in Florida by 700 votes. CNN

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5927 on: November 08, 2016, 08:16:56 PM »
Trump ahead in Florida by 700 votes. CNN
Not what I'm seeing...but very close.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5928 on: November 08, 2016, 08:17:50 PM »
Not what I'm seeing...but very close.


It's switching every minute.
It looked like HRC was pulling away but now we see that it cant get any tighter.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5929 on: November 08, 2016, 08:19:03 PM »
Ap has Florida at 3000 vote differential

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5930 on: November 08, 2016, 08:20:33 PM »
FL 49%-49%   
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5931 on: November 08, 2016, 08:20:37 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5932 on: November 08, 2016, 08:21:50 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5934 on: November 08, 2016, 08:22:03 PM »


Wow a 28 vote spread at any point is pretty nuts!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5935 on: November 08, 2016, 08:22:53 PM »
It's switching every minute.
It looked like HRC was pulling away but now we see that it cant get any tighter.
Yes I see..
It's actually updating Everytime I refresh...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5936 on: November 08, 2016, 08:23:00 PM »
10K lead for Trump in FL with 88% in.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5937 on: November 08, 2016, 08:23:55 PM »
10K lead for Trump in FL with 88% in.

I wonder what his chances go up to if he pulls away with FL
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5938 on: November 08, 2016, 08:24:03 PM »
120k lead for HRC in Ohio. Google

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5939 on: November 08, 2016, 08:24:21 PM »
Hanging chads anyone?