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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3899991 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3680 on: October 09, 2016, 01:50:30 AM »
I still think he would run the USA better than Hillary

Pig yes
Bully yes
Liar no


Hillary
Pig yes
Bully no
Liar yes


Bully vs liar

I'll go for the bully
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3681 on: October 09, 2016, 01:57:33 AM »
I still think he would run the USA better than Hillary

Pig yes
Bully yes
Liar no


Hillary
Pig yes
Bully no
Liar yes


Bully vs liar

I'll go for the bully
You are aware that trump is a pathological liar who constantly lies often for no gain at all? So they're both liars
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3682 on: October 09, 2016, 02:00:03 AM »
He's a different kind of liar than Hillary. She knows the truth, and chooses to distort it. He truly believes what he says is accurate. In his fantasy world, it's true. His lies are often a lot more blatant and outrageous than Clinton, but he doesn't get in as much trouble for them because he truly believes them. To him, the definition of a good person is someone who likes him, and the definition of a fact is something that is good for him. He's not a liar, he's deranged.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3683 on: October 09, 2016, 02:00:24 AM »
Didn't say I'm voting...
Just think he could fix more than she can

One thing you know he will do is stop refugee immigrants

Maybe even clean up the oversized governments
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3684 on: October 09, 2016, 02:06:25 AM »
Didn't say I'm voting...
Just think he could fix more than she can

One thing you know he will do is stop refugee immigrants

Maybe even clean up the oversized governments
+1

Plus, what he did wrong was done as a private citizen. (Tape is from eleven yrs ago.) He doesn't do those things now.

What she did wrong was done recently, and as a paid gov't employee in an official status while on the job. Inexcusable. Dangerous candidate for office.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3685 on: October 09, 2016, 02:14:03 AM »
Debate is gonna be nasty. Trump isn't even trying to look presidential at this point. He just wants to go on the attack.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3686 on: October 09, 2016, 02:27:56 AM »
A liar(politicain) is someone thats אחד בפה ואחד בלב and פיו וליבו אינם שווים, if someone is in a dark room and thinks says it's dark outside while the sun is sihining bright didnt lie and isnt a liar even though he did not say the truth,
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3687 on: October 09, 2016, 02:34:43 AM »
Yes, all 50 year old American males speak about assaulting women due to their social status or wealth.

A vote for Trump is not just a vote against Hillary, it's a tacit approval of him as your representative to the world.

This thread disgusts me more than Trump's comments. That so many frum people are so cavalier about someone so morally repugnant is disheartening, to say the least.
You and the media with that word "assaulting." You probably also think Trump said all Mexicans are rapists and that he attacked a gold star family (both false).
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3688 on: October 09, 2016, 02:37:42 AM »


Yes, all 50 year old American males speak about assaulting women due to their social status or wealth.


90% do.
And that last 10% aren't ever gonna run for president.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3689 on: October 09, 2016, 02:40:47 AM »
You and the media with that word "assaulting." You probably also think Trump said all Mexicans are rapists and that he attacked a gold star family (both false).
Both false? Please explain. With Mexicans I assume you mean that he didn't say ALL are rapists, rather "in many cases". Gold star family, how did he not attack them?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3690 on: October 09, 2016, 02:44:01 AM »
Both false? Please explain. With Mexicans I assume you mean that he didn't say ALL are rapists, rather "in many cases".
He was clearly referring to those that come here illegally, or more specifically, those that "Mexico is sending."
Gold star family, how did he not attack them?
Source that he did? The only thing I'm aware of is that flippant comment about the Muslim woman not speaking. Hardly an attack.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3691 on: October 09, 2016, 02:46:16 AM »
I assume most people here who support trump would never pick him from all of the GOP candidates (I wouldn't). Now that he's all we got, or an even more immoral woman who just happens to have a media that covers up for her. Yes she enabled Bill's actions, harassed and threatened women so they wouldn't come out with their stories, is rumored to be a שוכבת עם נקבה herself, among many others.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3692 on: October 09, 2016, 02:56:04 AM »


Is rumored to be a שוכבת עם נקבה herself
Not that it's disqualifying, but did you see what Gennifer F said that Bill told her about Hillary? (warning: not fit for DDF)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3693 on: October 09, 2016, 03:12:40 AM »
Not that it's disqualifying, but did you see what Gennifer F said that Bill told her about Hillary? (warning: not fit for DDF)

Yeah

I also find it so liberalish to perpetuate this claim that "he didn't pay taxes for 18 years". That's based on the presumption he didn't make more in 18 years than what he lost in the 90's. Meaning, over 20 years, he didn't make any money. Why, please tell, should one be paying taxes if they haven't made any money?!??

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3694 on: October 09, 2016, 03:37:56 AM »
I'd rather a competent president with a personal life that I find morally questionable (within the law, of course) than a president with marital views that align with mine but is woefully incapable accomplishing anything positive in his capacity as president. Bill Clinton's personal affairs didn't seem to interfere with his presidential duties too severely.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3695 on: October 09, 2016, 03:43:23 AM »
You want such a man serving as your President?
He should drop out and spare himself the landslide awaiting him.
Well,  Hillary isn't much better of not  worse,  I never thought that trump is such a big tzadik (although I didn't think that such a tape will leak).  What about bills affairs?  Did it do something to his presidency? He just took the heat and moved on .
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3696 on: October 09, 2016, 03:45:11 AM »
Bill will be the discussion of the debate.... pity him
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3697 on: October 09, 2016, 07:34:20 AM »
The latest: 30% of the GOP Senate caucus is not supporting Trump (16 of 54); that includes 19% of men and 83% of women.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3698 on: October 09, 2016, 07:46:38 AM »
The latest: 30% of the GOP Senate caucus is not supporting Trump (16 of 54); that includes 19% of men and 83% of women.
What percentage of those are up for reelection ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3699 on: October 09, 2016, 07:49:06 AM »
As bad as hillary  is, she's still somewhat of a normal person. Sure she puts her own interests  before anything else, a liar and the whole laundry list of issues but she is more likely  to run a government  in the framework it should be than trump. He is too impulsive  and reckless to be president . You can't alienate your allies. There's a concept  of diplomacy  that as much as it's  fake you can't ignore the way the world works. It's a game that needs to be played. You can't be so easily  manipulated . Hillary  threw him off his game right away in the first  debate be saying he's not a self made billionaire  and that pushed the right buttons  of his ego to make him lose  focus. Frankly he lacks the self control it takes to be president and is just too immature.

Here's an article  from politico on how easily  played he was by Howard Stern. If you get played by Howard  Stern  you need some help. (Disclaimer: it's about trump on the Howard Stern show. You can imagine some stuff it contains There's  your basket of deplorables.)
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/howard-stern-donald-trump-2016-214322

That's besides the fact  he ran on the premise of being a successful  business man who never loses which clearly not true and you see has a really warped mind after reading some of his disgusting  comments on ivanka. Even if it's just extreme TaiVos nashim the extent of it shows a corrupt mind that should not be allowed to carry the responsibility  the comes along with being POTUS.

And rememberwhen people had issues with Obama not carrying on bush's custom of always wearing  a jacket in the Oval office because  that was inappropriate?