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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #180 on: December 24, 2017, 11:15:05 AM »
Just FYI he posted their reply:
It didnt violate their rules
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #181 on: December 26, 2017, 03:28:16 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #182 on: December 28, 2017, 11:00:46 PM »
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In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Years Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!


Someone had too many drinks today

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #183 on: December 29, 2017, 10:36:08 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #184 on: December 29, 2017, 10:37:24 AM »
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In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Years Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!


Someone had too many drinks today
Of course all of those who were saying that we need to do something because of a heat wave are now saying that weather is not climate.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #185 on: December 30, 2017, 11:02:41 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #186 on: January 01, 2018, 10:25:24 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #187 on: January 02, 2018, 08:13:58 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #188 on: January 03, 2018, 12:40:40 PM »

should've included this gem
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #189 on: January 03, 2018, 12:42:43 PM »
should've included this gem
Those last 4 words must really bug the hell out of Kim. Love it

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #190 on: January 03, 2018, 12:43:53 PM »
Those last 4 words must really bug the hell out of Kim. Love it

what bugs me is the poor use of upper case letters...
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #191 on: January 03, 2018, 12:57:46 PM »
what bugs me is the poor use of upper case letters...

What about the backwards opening quotation marks?

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #193 on: January 15, 2018, 07:15:31 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #194 on: January 29, 2018, 04:48:52 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #195 on: February 02, 2018, 08:56:01 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #196 on: February 02, 2018, 12:23:17 PM »
Is this legit?

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #199 on: February 02, 2018, 12:34:07 PM »
Is this legit?
My cousin asked the same on our Whatsapp group. I hit him with the facepalm emoji. My father had the more reasoned take - "I don't think he'd use the word parsha". ;D