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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2620 on: October 15, 2022, 10:05:00 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 14, 2022, 02:58:25 PM
https://twitter.com/nedra/status/1580846547448627200

Or is that only לזמן הזה in sign language.
He makes both brachas, and it looks like an amen in middle
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2621 on: October 15, 2022, 11:44:21 PM »
Quote from: koplonko on October 15, 2022, 10:05:00 PM
He makes both brachas, and it looks like an amen in middle

I meant the obvious part where he points to his wrist. Is that the whole shehechyanu, or only the last two words?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2622 on: October 18, 2022, 11:16:59 PM »
Lizman (lazman?) is wrist watch, hazah is pointing "here"
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2623 on: October 20, 2022, 12:22:06 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2624 on: October 20, 2022, 12:48:05 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 20, 2022, 12:22:06 AM
@CountValentine is this how it's supposed to be done?
What is he doing?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2625 on: October 20, 2022, 08:51:24 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on October 20, 2022, 12:48:05 AM
What is he doing?

Not talking about him (he was trying to murder Jews, after unfortunately being successful in doing so 10 days earlier). I am talking about the heroes that put him down.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2626 on: October 20, 2022, 09:27:34 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 14, 2022, 02:58:25 PM
https://twitter.com/nedra/status/1580846547448627200

Or is that only לזמן הזה in sign language.
My apartmentmate in smicha :)

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Nice guy.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2627 on: October 20, 2022, 10:03:10 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 20, 2022, 08:51:24 AM
Not talking about him (he was trying to murder Jews, after unfortunately being successful in doing so 10 days earlier). I am talking about the heroes that put him down.
That was real footage of someone being shot?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2628 on: October 20, 2022, 11:23:05 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on October 20, 2022, 10:03:10 AM
That was real footage of someone being shot?

Yes. Seems like he chose his sentence, rather than going through the Israeli legal system.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/guard-lightly-wounded-in-shooting-outside-maale-adumim-attacker-shot-dead/amp/


The face of evil:
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2629 on: October 20, 2022, 05:17:43 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 20, 2022, 11:23:05 AM
Yes. Seems like he chose his sentence, rather than going through the Israeli legal system.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/guard-lightly-wounded-in-shooting-outside-maale-adumim-attacker-shot-dead/amp/


And here's a follow-up:

https://twitter.com/1717Bazz/status/1583193638980685824

Is there any hope for peace with a society that glorifies murder and death?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2630 on: October 20, 2022, 10:40:41 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 20, 2022, 05:17:43 PM
And here's a follow-up:

Is there any hope for peace with a society that glorifies murder and death?

And the official suggested Friday Sermon. (You can use Google Lens to get a fairly good idea of what it says) 

https://twitter.com/assafgibor/status/1583034949330173953
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2634 on: October 27, 2022, 11:54:57 AM »
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« Reply #2636 on: October 27, 2022, 12:04:21 PM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on October 27, 2022, 11:59:00 AM
What is this referring to?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2637 on: October 27, 2022, 12:09:42 PM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on October 27, 2022, 11:59:00 AM
What is this referring to?

A very obvious hack of the NY Post, which had "stories" by Lee Zeldin and the like calling for the murder of Joe and Hunter Biden, AOC, and that kind of stuff. I'm linking to a tweet and not embedding it as it contains bad language and content that a hacker would post. Click at your own risk
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2638 on: October 27, 2022, 12:10:35 PM »
Quote from: Euclid on October 27, 2022, 12:04:21 PM
Don't waste your brain cells; nothing important

I think it's quite funny
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2639 on: October 31, 2022, 03:29:38 PM »
People who pronounce the vowels based on Hungarian/Polish/Galitzianer/Ukrainian tradition need not apply.

https://twitter.com/ettsussman/status/1586876678655066112
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