Any fresh jokes here? I'll contribute one too
A friend of mine was newly married and he told me things weren't working out so well, so it was suggested he go with his wife for marriage counseling. When they arrived at the therapist’s office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor to discussion. “What seems to be the problem here?” So my friend told me that he just sat there quietly – he didn’t really have much to say. His wife, on the other hand, started talking 90 miles an hour describing all the terrible things wrong with their marriage. After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening, the therapist goes over to this guys wife, gives her a big hug, and sits back down. Afterwards, his wife just sits there, speechless. Then the therapist turns to the husband and he says “your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!” So he thinks for a second and says “okay, I guess I can bring her back here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
