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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4650719 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #800 on: July 19, 2016, 02:36:30 PM »
Did they really expect a Russian prostitute to hire her own speech writer? Memorizing the words in English was hard enough. The Trump campaign is not exactly known for their erudition or intelligence.
Now going after DW. That is pretty low.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #801 on: July 19, 2016, 02:38:08 PM »
Now going after DW. That is pretty low.
They've been going after her for months. There was a discussion about that in the old GOP thread, after the ad campaign with the GQ cover.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #802 on: July 19, 2016, 02:40:07 PM »
They've been going after her for months. There was a discussion about that in the old GOP thread, after the ad campaign with the GQ cover.
...and you feel it is OK for you to call her a Russian prostitute?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #803 on: July 19, 2016, 03:10:44 PM »
Why is this worse than Biden or Obama plagiarizing?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #804 on: July 19, 2016, 03:15:29 PM »
Now going after DW. That is pretty low.
+100

Some people think that it makes them look smart when they speak anti Trump...
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #805 on: July 19, 2016, 03:17:23 PM »


Memorizing the words in English was hard enough.

Ha ha,  she was reading (badly) off of a teleprompter

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #806 on: July 19, 2016, 03:20:13 PM »

Ha ha,  she was reading (badly) off of a teleprompter
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Racist.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #807 on: July 19, 2016, 03:20:17 PM »
+100

Some people think that it makes them look smart when they speak anti Trump...
I think that there is a significant portion of the population who ordinarily votes Republican that is truly uncomfortable with the whole Trump thing,  and therefore resent his campaign for leaving them with no option. 

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #808 on: July 19, 2016, 03:21:03 PM »
:o

Racist.
Which part? That she was reading off a teleprompter? Or that she didn't do it well?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #809 on: July 19, 2016, 03:21:55 PM »
:o

Racist.
Stop being so politically correct. You can criticize someone without being a racist.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #810 on: July 19, 2016, 03:39:52 PM »
Stop being so politically correct. You can criticize someone without being a racist.
Ilherman politically correct

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #811 on: July 19, 2016, 03:41:13 PM »

Ha ha,  she was reading (badly) off of a teleprompter
I acutely didn't think it was bad. For someone who doesn't speak English well that was pretty good

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #812 on: July 19, 2016, 03:57:16 PM »
+100

Some people think that it makes them look smart when they speak anti Trump...
Some people think Trump is an idiot. Therefore they tend to speak anti Trump.
Very understandable.

Especially because they are correct.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #813 on: July 19, 2016, 04:06:36 PM »
Some people think Trump is an idiot. Therefore they tend to speak anti Trump.
Very understandable.

Especially because they are correct.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #814 on: July 19, 2016, 05:26:28 PM »
Not sure if this is a repost. But this is why I won't vote for trump. https://youtu.be/med0tr9q5Fs

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #815 on: July 19, 2016, 05:36:48 PM »
Remind me again, why do we care what the wife of the nominee has to say?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #816 on: July 19, 2016, 05:45:17 PM »
Remind me again, why do we care what the wife of the nominee has to say?
It says something about a person when he gets engaged at age 58 to a nude model 24 years his junior.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #817 on: July 19, 2016, 06:02:40 PM »
Not sure if this is a repost. But this is why I won't vote for trump. https://youtu.be/med0tr9q5Fs
So you won't vote for Trump because of something Peter King said? Other than that he is factually wrong what is so terrible about what he said that advances have been primarily from Western Civilization? Unless there is something not in that video he said nothing about white or black-that was stuck in by the Journalist. Some advances of Western Civilization were made by blacks here in America.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #818 on: July 19, 2016, 06:18:49 PM »
Stop being so politically correct. You can criticize someone without being a racist.
Criticizing and saying what you did is not even in the same ballpark. It was disgusting.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #819 on: July 19, 2016, 06:18:56 PM »
So you won't vote for Trump because of something Peter King said? Other than that he is factually wrong what is so terrible about what he said that advances have been primarily from Western Civilization? Unless there is something not in that video he said nothing about white or black-that was stuck in by the Journalist. Some advances of Western Civilization were made by blacks here in America.
Your mental gymnastics are most impressive.