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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4642319 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9620 on: January 06, 2017, 03:01:59 PM »
Lets say you are correct about his motivations. I DON"T CARE!!! This issue is a foreign government trying to influence our election. If all the agencies agree on what happened I will go with them every day of the week and twice on Sunday over Trump. Trump is still seeing Muslims celebrating in the street and on roof tops over 911.

Corruption is usually kept hidden by the perpetrators, thats how they avoid punishment. Exposing it typically involves crossing lines, and typically we accept that (e.g. immunity deals for whistleblowers or witnesses), so I'm more disturbed by what the hacking uncovered that by the hacking itself as should everyone. Talk about spin doctors!

Russia will act in the best interests of Russia, just like the US acts in the best interests of the US, and as others have already mentioned, we can't claim any moral high ground when it comes to using influence in other countries' elections.

Let's call a spade a spade. The only ones who are 'alarmed' by these reports of hacking are the ones who wish the election had gone to Hillary and are looking to sow discord and/or divert attention from the damning evidence of corruption that was uncovered by these hacks.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9621 on: January 07, 2017, 07:55:34 PM »
Pick number 3 but skip the other 3 points. Typical JTZ/Democrat
Wow such insightful input. Maybe take a stroll over to the MBD thread. You can defend his racist comment.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9622 on: January 07, 2017, 08:12:26 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9624 on: January 07, 2017, 09:48:22 PM »
Did anyone read the public report? I just skimmed through it, and thought that I would have been embarrassed to publish something like that.

https://www.rt.com/op-edge/372942-rt-us-intelligence-reveal/
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9625 on: January 07, 2017, 09:53:10 PM »
Did anyone read the public report? I just skimmed through it, and thought that I would have been embarrassed to publish something like that.

https://www.rt.com/op-edge/372942-rt-us-intelligence-reveal/
Why would you be embarrassed?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9627 on: January 07, 2017, 10:08:06 PM »
Liar liar pants on fire.  :)
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-lies-about-intelligence-report-on-russia-easily-spotted-849590851652
Her analysis ir ridiculous. He never said that the briefing told him that it had no effect on the how people voted. He did say it had no effect on the outcome but did not attribute that to the briefing He did not claim at all that everything he said is information he received at the briefing. In addition, the end of the sentence where he specifies that there was no hacking of election machines is contained in the released document.

He also did claim that there were no R related targets who were hacked. He did say that the RNC itself was not hacked in comparison to the DNC which was.

Maddow has her own honesty issues.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9628 on: January 07, 2017, 10:10:01 PM »
Did anyone read the public report? I just skimmed through it, and thought that I would have been embarrassed to publish something like that.

https://www.rt.com/op-edge/372942-rt-us-intelligence-reveal/
You are quoting from RT's analysis of the report? Why don't you just quote Putin while you are at it?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9629 on: January 07, 2017, 10:14:00 PM »
Maddow has her own honesty issues.
Seems to be a lot of that going on around here.
When he gives the statement right after the briefing like he said he was going to do any fair minded person would agree it was based on the briefing. If it wasn't based on the briefing then what did he base it on?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9630 on: January 07, 2017, 10:17:13 PM »
You are quoting from RT's analysis of the report? Why don't you just quote Putin while you are at it?
This is it in a nutshell. Our intelligence agencies are not flawless but I will believe them over Putin. Others here including Trump believe Putin.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9631 on: January 07, 2017, 10:18:29 PM »
This is it in a nutshell. Our intelligence agencies are not flawless but I will believe them over Putin. Others here including Trump believe Putin.
And some believe neither.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9632 on: January 07, 2017, 10:19:46 PM »
Seems to be a lot of that going on around here.
When he gives the statement right after the briefing like he said he was going to do any fair minded person would agree it was based on the briefing. If it wasn't based on the briefing then what did he base it on?
He, like any politician, will give a statement made to exaggerate anything favorable to him and to downplay anything unfavorable. That is exactly what he did.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9633 on: January 07, 2017, 10:21:58 PM »
You are quoting from RT's analysis of the report? Why don't you just quote Putin while you are at it?
No. I actually got that opinion from skimming through it. Some of it seemed simply infantile.

I subsequently saw the RT article.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9634 on: January 07, 2017, 10:23:19 PM »
He, like any politician, will give a statement made to exaggerate anything favorable to him and to downplay anything unfavorable. That is exactly what he did.
The reports says it made no assessment. If he is basing the statement on the assessment then he lied. He has a pattern of out right lies.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9635 on: January 07, 2017, 10:24:06 PM »
And some believe neither.
That is true. If you had to pick one which one would you go with?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9636 on: January 07, 2017, 10:26:47 PM »
That is true. If you had to pick one which one would you go with?
Depends on the circumstances. Whatever best serves MY interests.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9637 on: January 07, 2017, 10:26:49 PM »
The reports says it made no assessment. If he is basing the statement on the assessment then he lied. He has a pattern of out right lies.
The report DID say that they did not hack election machines. This means that while they may have influenced how peole voted they did not change the results from what the voters chose. That can also be called not influencing the result of the election and makes sense as part of a politicians statement. This is no worse than many Obama statements.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9638 on: January 07, 2017, 10:32:30 PM »
The report DID say that they did not hack election machines. This means that while they may have influenced how peole voted they did not change the results from what the voters chose. That can also be called not influencing the result of the election and makes sense as part of a politicians statement. This is no worse than many Obama statements.
Officer why did you stop me when the other guys was speeding to? Because the you were speeding. The fact the other guy was speeding does not change what you did but nice try.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9639 on: January 07, 2017, 10:35:03 PM »
Officer why did you stop me when the other guys was speeding to? Because the you were speeding. The fact the other guy was speeding does not change what you did but nice try.  :)
So leave out the last sentence.
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