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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3932263 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10740 on: February 03, 2017, 08:05:12 AM »
Methinks the Israelis have the better perspective as to whether settlement construction is helpful for peace or not. One  thing is for certain, no matter if US and Europe may have been helpful in advancing peace in the past or not, they are not helpful in the present day.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10741 on: February 03, 2017, 09:16:23 AM »
So where are the goalposts for job numbers?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10742 on: February 03, 2017, 09:39:02 AM »
So where are the goalposts for job numbers?
How about you make them?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10743 on: February 03, 2017, 09:40:34 AM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10745 on: February 03, 2017, 11:24:54 AM »
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/former-iraqi-terrorists-living-kentucky-sentenced-terrorist-activities

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2017/02/03/kellyanne-conways-claim-of-a-bowling-green-massacre/?utm_term=.14db78e7dec3



Still not quite as she said it but she did correct herself.
This was great for humor purposes, but like binders full of women, see Russia from my house, and many others, this will become a "thing" and be blown way out of proportion.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10746 on: February 03, 2017, 11:26:07 AM »
Still not quite as she said it but she did correct herself.
Her correction is laughable. This is one stone cold lunatic.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10747 on: February 03, 2017, 11:36:14 AM »
This was great for humor purposes, but like binders full of women, see Russia from my house, and many others, this will become a "thing" and be blown way out of proportion.
Her correction is laughable. This is one stone cold lunatic.
True that, but it is a shame that the underlying point of there having been terrorists coming in as refugees is lost.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10748 on: February 03, 2017, 11:49:21 AM »
True that, but it is a shame that the underlying point of there having been terrorists coming in as refugees is lost.
And the additional point that Obama put a 6 month ban on Iraqi refugees

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10750 on: February 03, 2017, 01:39:30 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10751 on: February 03, 2017, 01:45:35 PM »
Her correction is laughable. This is one stone cold lunatic.

You're so off on this, my man. Seems like you're on the bandwagon.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10752 on: February 03, 2017, 01:54:25 PM »
This ‘Resistance’ Is No Tea Party
Remember Christine O’Donnell? The Democratic left is trying to emulate her.
 By Kimberley A. Strassel

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10755 on: February 03, 2017, 03:04:33 PM »
You're so off on this, my man. Seems like you're on the bandwagon.
The same person that gave us "alternative facts".  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10756 on: February 03, 2017, 03:14:01 PM »
The same person that gave us "alternative facts". 
Yes, pick on her when she gives you alternative facts. When you jump on every little thing, when it was quite an obvious mistake, you lose all credibility.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10757 on: February 03, 2017, 03:14:59 PM »
Another pure gem from FNN (Fake News Network)
..and when Trump goes on FIX news and says he sees Muslims celebrating in the streets and on rooftops what do you call that?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10758 on: February 03, 2017, 03:16:49 PM »
Yes, pick on her when she gives you alternative facts. When you jump on every little thing, when it was quite an obvious mistake, you lose all credibility.
It is not the mistake she made. It is the way she thinks. Around ever corner is boogeyman mentality.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10759 on: February 03, 2017, 03:33:05 PM »
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/156711454356/president-trump-and-the-other-countries
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Just to be clear, I’m sure the new administration is making plenty of rookie errors. It’s not all brilliant persuasion. But don’t assume you can tell them apart with limited information.

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Here’s the real story. You need a business filter to see it clearly. In my corporate life I watched lots of new leaders replace old leaders. And there is one trick the good leaders do that bad leaders don’t: They make some IMMEDIATE improvement that everyone can see. It has to be visible, relatively simple, and fast.
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