Great DDF One-Liners

[as2]

Same rule goes here? No good one-liners in this thread?

Hmmm I'll leave that to the judges

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Contrary to popular belief likes do not feed my family, yet

Paging @Freddie Teach the guy how, please.

[etech0]

The women always know what the men are thinking.

[ExGingi]

@srap Are you an English teachah or sumfin'?

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Old McDonald had a farm...

I was thinking of putting this one here

I dont like the taste of oink...

You have to speak oink.

I'm sorry i hurt your feelings by saying oink.

I hope oink doesn't have any long term affect on you.

You can always go to work and take it out on someone else who wont call you oink.

Dehumanized by the oink.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Pure gold!

2 things on anger that are well known but bear repeating:

1. Anger is allowing someone to live rent free in my head.

2. Anger is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.

It reminds me of other sayings on the topic:

- "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal to throw at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."

- "Speak when you are angry and that will make the best speech you'll ever regret."

- "Remember, for every minute you're angry you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."

[hvaces42]

Feel like I'm being stalked.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Feel like I'm being stalked.

Ooooooops. I don't mean any of the like. I can stop posting great ones from you, if you stop posting great ones altogether... 
In any event, I apologize if something other than what I intended came out of my posts.

[hvaces42]

Ooooooops. I don't mean any of the like. I can stop posting great ones from you, if you stop posting great ones altogether... 
In any event, I apologize if something other than what I intended came out of my posts.

Not at all. I just dont see the greatness. But you're free to admire as you wish.

[hachover]

Not at all. I just dont see the greatness. But you're free to admire as you wish.

Celebrity status does that.

[hvaces42]

Celebrity status

That and $2.75...

[Freddie]

If I wanted to get put into a box, I'd get dressed in white first.

[Freddie]

...but I don't play. I quit school because of recess.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Are you implying @henche doesn't belong in prison?

[Work-for-ur-muny]

I'm not going to try and think what goes on in "environmentalists" minds.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

ALOR or @aygart

[Work-for-ur-muny]

I expect the BS from D's and R's but not from members here.

[ChaimMoskowitz]

Please dont offer me higher

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Social media is about as far from a social life as possible.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

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