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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #380 on: December 04, 2017, 02:33:26 PM »
Same rule goes here? No good one-liners in this thread?
Hmmm I'll leave that to the judges
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #381 on: December 05, 2017, 10:53:37 PM »
Contrary to popular belief likes do not feed my family, yet
Paging @Freddie Teach the guy how, please.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #382 on: December 07, 2017, 12:01:41 PM »
The women always know what the men are thinking.
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #383 on: December 07, 2017, 12:45:31 PM »
@srap Are you an English teachah or sumfin'?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #384 on: December 10, 2017, 11:22:05 PM »
Old McDonald had a farm...





I was thinking of putting this one here :)
I dont like the taste of oink...
You have to speak oink.
I'm sorry i hurt your feelings by saying oink.
I hope oink doesn't have any long term affect on you.
You can always go to work and take it out on someone else who wont call you oink.
Dehumanized by the oink.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #385 on: December 11, 2017, 03:29:08 PM »
Pure gold!

2 things on anger that are well known but bear repeating:

1. Anger is allowing someone to live rent free in my head.

2. Anger is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.
It reminds me of other sayings on the topic:

- "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal to throw at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."

- "Speak when you are angry and that will make the best speech you'll ever regret."

- "Remember, for every minute you're angry you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #386 on: December 11, 2017, 03:39:48 PM »
Feel like I'm being stalked.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #387 on: December 11, 2017, 03:47:33 PM »
Feel like I'm being stalked.
Ooooooops. I don't mean any of the like. I can stop posting great ones from you, if you stop posting great ones altogether...  :P
In any event, I apologize if something other than what I intended came out of my posts.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #388 on: December 11, 2017, 03:49:52 PM »
Ooooooops. I don't mean any of the like. I can stop posting great ones from you, if you stop posting great ones altogether...  :P
In any event, I apologize if something other than what I intended came out of my posts.
Not at all. I just dont see the greatness. But you're free to admire as you wish.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #389 on: December 11, 2017, 04:42:11 PM »
Not at all. I just dont see the greatness. But you're free to admire as you wish.

Celebrity status does that.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #390 on: December 11, 2017, 05:09:37 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #391 on: December 14, 2017, 03:15:10 PM »
If I wanted to get put into a box, I'd get dressed in white first.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #392 on: December 14, 2017, 03:15:37 PM »
...but I don't play. I quit school because of recess.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #393 on: December 15, 2017, 04:12:49 AM »
Are you implying @henche doesn't belong in prison?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #394 on: December 15, 2017, 04:13:09 AM »

I'm not going to try and think what goes on in "environmentalists" minds.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #395 on: December 18, 2017, 04:08:27 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #396 on: December 19, 2017, 09:19:28 PM »
I expect the BS from D's and R's but not from members here.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #397 on: December 21, 2017, 01:50:39 PM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #398 on: December 21, 2017, 06:16:45 PM »
Social media is about as far from a social life as possible.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #399 on: December 31, 2017, 03:35:57 PM »
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