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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #60 on: February 26, 2021, 01:11:07 AM »
Is it late enough already for me to go on DDF and make believe I'm posting drunk?
Clearly not :P

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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #61 on: February 26, 2021, 09:18:34 AM »
which way is mizrach
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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #62 on: February 26, 2021, 10:32:55 AM »
which way is mizrach
whichever vant you're sitting at

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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #63 on: February 26, 2021, 10:37:57 AM »
Is it late enough already for me to go on DDF and make believe I'm posting drunk?
Now it is
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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #64 on: February 26, 2021, 01:37:27 PM »
which way is mizrach

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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #65 on: February 26, 2021, 02:07:39 PM »
Is it late enough already for me to go on DDF and make believe I'm posting drunk?

Breaking: DDF News Writer Incapacitated

In the early hours of Purim morning, the resident news-breaker on the Dan's Deals Forum was found to be posting under the influence of an intoxicating substance.

First responders to the scene did breathalyzer tests to determine how much alcohol had been consumed to cause the stupor, but the results surprisingly showed a sub-zero bac. "What were you expecting?" asked @YitzyS. "The only drink I've had are 62 mini grape juice bottles from Mishloach Manos we've received."

The responders further checked for signs of narcotics, both legal and otherwise. While there was plenty of evidence of consumed brownies, and the patient's constant talk of his 30 year plus love of junk food which caused dubious political contributions, there was no sign of anything special within the baked goods.

At a loss, the responders attempted to take a medical history, but all the patient would say was that he was desperate to feed his kids. The intoxication appeared to affect his speech, though instead of a slur, the patient was speaking like a teenage girl, like just like unable to like say anything like whatever without like saying like, like you know?

The patient's wife who refused to get close to the responders saying something about day 11, said the like speech had been going on for some time. "It's really strange," she said, "The first thing he does in the morning is say 'did anyone like me? Where is the shabbos Abba?' I don't know where his obsession with our pre-schooler's Friday routine comes from. Frankly it's gone from weird to frightening."

The responders left without figuring out the cause for the stupor, but urged the public to exercise caution in speaking of the likes of likes in front of the patient, saying that whatever the issue is, it is clearly related to a liking of sorts.

Annonymous sources have confirmed that the mention of exercise has awoken the patient and he should be back to posting his unique brand of fake news in the near future.
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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #66 on: February 26, 2021, 04:53:44 PM »
which way is mizrach
Somewhere between North lake drive and south lake drive
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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #67 on: February 26, 2021, 05:25:54 PM »
Breaking: DDF News Writer Incapacitated

In the early hours of Purim morning, the resident news-breaker on the Dan's Deals Forum was found to be posting under the influence of an intoxicating substance.

First responders to the scene did breathalyzer tests to determine how much alcohol had been consumed to cause the stupor, but the results surprisingly showed a sub-zero bac. "What were you expecting?" asked @YitzyS. "The only drink I've had are 62 mini grape juice bottles from Mishloach Manos we've received."

The responders further checked for signs of narcotics, both legal and otherwise. While there was plenty of evidence of consumed brownies, and the patient's constant talk of his 30 year plus love of junk food which caused dubious political contributions, there was no sign of anything special within the baked goods.

At a loss, the responders attempted to take a medical history, but all the patient would say was that he was desperate to feed his kids. The intoxication appeared to affect his speech, though instead of a slur, the patient was speaking like a teenage girl, like just like unable to like say anything like whatever without like saying like, like you know?

The patient's wife who refused to get close to the responders saying something about day 11, said the like speech had been going on for some time. "It's really strange," she said, "The first thing he does in the morning is say 'did anyone like me? Where is the shabbos Abba?' I don't know where his obsession with our pre-schooler's Friday routine comes from. Frankly it's gone from weird to frightening."

The responders left without figuring out the cause for the stupor, but urged the public to exercise caution in speaking of the likes of likes in front of the patient, saying that whatever the issue is, it is clearly related to a liking of sorts.

Annonymous sources have confirmed that the mention of exercise has awoken the patient and he should be back to posting his unique brand of fake news in the near future.
AAAAAALOL!!!!
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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #68 on: February 26, 2021, 05:42:42 PM »
AAAAAALOL!!!!

That's a lot of actualization of laughter. Found mizrach yet?
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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #69 on: February 27, 2021, 09:17:01 PM »
The only part that gets pushed off even here is the fireworks
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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #70 on: February 27, 2021, 09:24:38 PM »
can this be the place we post purim pictures from around town?
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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #71 on: February 27, 2021, 11:12:59 PM »
When this thread gets bumped again in 3 or 4 years, people trying to read this post will be scratching their heads. In an effort to mitigate their confusion, I'm posting some links for clarification...



Breaking: DDF News Writer Incapacitated

In the early hours of Purim morning, the resident news-breaker on the Dan's Deals Forum was found to be posting under the influence of an intoxicating substance.

First responders to the scene did breathalyzer tests to determine how much alcohol had been consumed to cause the stupor, but the results surprisingly showed a sub-zero bac. "What were you expecting?" asked @YitzyS. "The only drink I've had are 62 mini grape juice bottles from Mishloach Manos we've received."

The responders further checked for signs of narcotics, both legal and otherwise. While there was plenty of evidence of consumed brownies, and the patient's constant talk of his 30 year plus love of junk food which caused dubious political contributions, there was no sign of anything special within the baked goods.

At a loss, the responders attempted to take a medical history, but all the patient would say was that he was desperate to feed his kids. The intoxication appeared to affect his speech, though instead of a slur, the patient was speaking like a teenage girl, like just like unable to like say anything like whatever without like saying like, like you know?

The patient's wife who refused to get close to the responders saying something about day 11, said the like speech had been going on for some time. "It's really strange," she said, "The first thing he does in the morning is say 'did anyone like me? Where is the shabbos Abba?' I don't know where his obsession with our pre-schooler's Friday routine comes from. Frankly it's gone from weird to frightening."

The responders left without figuring out the cause for the stupor, but urged the public to exercise caution in speaking of the likes of likes in front of the patient, saying that whatever the issue is, it is clearly related to a liking of sorts.

Annonymous sources have confirmed that the mention of exercise has awoken the patient and he should be back to posting his unique brand of fake news in the near future.
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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #72 on: February 27, 2021, 11:23:57 PM »
When this thread gets bumped again in 3 or 4 years... scratching their heads... for clarification...
Fake news

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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #73 on: February 27, 2021, 11:55:20 PM »
I'm posting some links as a way to get likes out of this post ..


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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #74 on: February 28, 2021, 12:08:59 AM »

Gotta respect the hustle
Respect ≠ like ;)

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Re: a frielichin purim!!!!
« Reply #75 on: February 28, 2021, 03:35:02 AM »
Breaking: DDF News Writer Incapacitated

In the early hours of Purim morning, the resident news-breaker on the Dan's Deals Forum was found to be posting under the influence of an intoxicating substance.

First responders to the scene did breathalyzer tests to determine how much alcohol had been consumed to cause the stupor, but the results surprisingly showed a sub-zero bac. "What were you expecting?" asked @YitzyS. "The only drink I've had are 62 mini grape juice bottles from Mishloach Manos we've received."

The responders further checked for signs of narcotics, both legal and otherwise. While there was plenty of evidence of consumed brownies, and the patient's constant talk of his 30 year plus love of junk food which caused dubious political contributions, there was no sign of anything special within the baked goods.

At a loss, the responders attempted to take a medical history, but all the patient would say was that he was desperate to feed his kids. The intoxication appeared to affect his speech, though instead of a slur, the patient was speaking like a teenage girl, like just like unable to like say anything like whatever without like saying like, like you know?

The patient's wife who refused to get close to the responders saying something about day 11, said the like speech had been going on for some time. "It's really strange," she said, "The first thing he does in the morning is say 'did anyone like me? Where is the shabbos Abba?' I don't know where his obsession with our pre-schooler's Friday routine comes from. Frankly it's gone from weird to frightening."

The responders left without figuring out the cause for the stupor, but urged the public to exercise caution in speaking of the likes of likes in front of the patient, saying that whatever the issue is, it is clearly related to a liking of sorts.

Annonymous sources have confirmed that the mention of exercise has awoken the patient and he should be back to posting his unique brand of fake news in the near future.

Lol. Awesome.  :)

Did you dress up as @YitzyS for Purim? ;D