Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 232753 times)

aygart · « **Reply #1200 on:** July 04, 2023, 10:52:54 AM »

Quote from: mevinyavin on July 04, 2023, 10:10:50 AM

This could have been part of a Calvin and Hobbes

YitzyS · « **Reply #1201 on:** July 04, 2023, 04:34:56 PM »

Quote from: aygart on July 04, 2023, 10:52:54 AM

This could have been part of a Calvin and Hobbes

No, then it would've been "We came to destroy your species and eat your brains. Hey, sit down or I'll call the principal!"

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1202 on:** July 05, 2023, 05:43:10 AM »

(10th gen laptop processors were horrible.)

NTorch · « **Reply #1203 on:** July 05, 2023, 11:02:28 AM »

Quote from: mevinyavin on July 04, 2023, 10:10:50 AM

Reminds me of a great bumper sticker I once saw - "Visualize Whirled Peas"

NTorch · « **Reply #1204 on:** July 05, 2023, 11:02:45 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #1205 on:** July 05, 2023, 05:45:05 PM »

What's the difference between an iPhone battery and Trump's grandchildren?

One is Apple Juice, one is Orange Jews

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1206 on:** July 06, 2023, 04:51:41 AM »

Shmulie · « **Reply #1207 on:** July 07, 2023, 09:13:13 AM »

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1208 on:** July 07, 2023, 11:34:07 AM »

Recent Invitational contest to tweak a popular advertising line and use it for a different cause. Here are some good ones:

(Almost all liberals, btw.)

YitzyS · « **Reply #1209 on:** July 07, 2023, 03:23:56 PM »

Quote from: Shmulie on July 07, 2023, 09:13:13 AM

Sorry, but I automatically unfriend anyone who posts a Target logo...

JMHO · « **Reply #1210 on:** July 07, 2023, 03:55:51 PM »

Quote from: mevinyavin on July 07, 2023, 11:34:07 AM

Recent Invitational contest to tweak a popular advertising line and use it for a different cause. Here are some good ones:

(Almost all liberals, btw.)

Images removed...

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1211 on:** July 09, 2023, 07:42:21 AM »

Quote from: JMHO on July 07, 2023, 03:55:51 PM

Images removed...

Hmm? Wonder why? Anybody had this happen before?

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1212 on:** July 09, 2023, 07:53:32 AM »

Read it quick before someone removes the image!!

Lurker · « **Reply #1213 on:** July 09, 2023, 09:50:52 AM »

Quote from: mevinyavin on July 09, 2023, 07:42:21 AM

Hmm? Wonder why? Anybody had this happen before?

When the corniness is too much for the servers to handle, the bots go into survival mode and remove the offending images.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1214 on:** July 10, 2023, 07:01:55 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #1215 on:** July 10, 2023, 09:56:13 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #1216 on:** July 10, 2023, 06:46:29 PM »

On that note:

A blind man walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender.

"Wanna hear a funny joke about [insert whatever type of people you are still allowed to make fun of here]?

"Well," responds the bartender. "I would. But just know that I'm a [that type of person] and I weigh 400 pounds. And on your right is another [that type of person] and he bench-presses 250 lb. And on your left is another [that type of person] and he has a criminal record for violent assault. So do you still want to say the joke?"

"Never mind," the blind man responds. "I don't want to have to say a joke if I will have to explain it 10 times."

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1217 on:** July 11, 2023, 05:26:55 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #1218 on:** July 11, 2023, 10:15:54 AM »

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1219 on:** July 12, 2023, 10:31:17 AM »