Jewish Music (New CDs, hock, and opinions)

[yungermanchik]

Apparently it was out in middle of the ocean. Or maybe Columbus sailed his ships right through Virginia...

You're mixing up the Bein-hazmanim radio with the time machine that just moves through time and doesn't change place.

[etech0]

You're mixing up the Bein-hazmanim radio with the time machine that just moves through time and doesn't change place.

Does the radio also work in the middle of the ocean?

[yungermanchik]

Does the radio also work in the middle of the ocean?

Why not? if it doesn't need any receiver equipment anyway...

[etech0]

Why not? if it doesn't need any receiver equipment anyway...

Hope it doesn't need unleaded gas either

[Dr Doomshtein]

Which genius makes a time machine that is powered using a power source that isn't either available in every era or utterly foolproof?

But let's be completely honest. that was no "nap" Shnooky took. "Wookie Jookie" my foot. Dr. Middos gave psychedelic drugs to a minor and absolutely nothing was done to him.

[yungermanchik]

Which genius makes a time machine that is powered using a power source that isn't either available in every era or utterly foolproof?

The same "genius" that tried inventing that michig/fleishig-sensor-thingy. He also forgot to put in the plug.

[Dr Doomshtein]

The same "genius" that tried inventing that michig/fleishig-sensor-thingy. He also forgot to put in the plug.

And then berated Shnooky for it..

[etech0]

Which genius makes a time machine that is powered using a power source that isn't either available in every era or utterly foolproof?

It wasn't ready for use yet, in his defense.

The same "genius" that tried inventing that michig/fleishig-sensor-thingy. He also forgot to put in the plug.

100% absent-minded professor

[Dr Doomshtein]

Why doesn't the MMM announce the kids with bad middos as [Initial] from [city]? Isn't it a blatant violation of Hilchos Lashon Hara to announce the full names? and a video?

I'm picturing Shnooky in school one day..."So Chananya Yom Tov, had a little fight with your mother yesterday, didn't ya"?

[yungermanchik]

Why doesn't the MMM announce the kids with bad middos as [Initial] from [city]? Isn't it a blatant violation of Hilchos Lashon Hara to announce the full names? and a video?

I'm picturing Shnooky in school one day..."So Chananya Yom Tov, had a little fight with your mother yesterday, didn't ya"?

What about Hezik Reiyah?

Once we're getting technical about the halachic permisibility of the system.

[Archie]

Any word on Abie Rotenbergs new Album?

From Jewishhock.com (https://jewishhock.com/2022/02/13/abie-rotenberg-journeys-new-alb/):

      Abie Rotenberg is getting ready to release a Brand NEW Album This Week! Journeys 5 is set to come out on February 15th in honor
      of Purim Katan... Abie’s new album will no doubt be one of the biggest hits of the year, and rumors are one of the songs will feature
      an appearance by star Pop singer Mordechai Shapiro!

But I didn't see it come out anywhere today...

[YitzyS]

Why doesn't the MMM announce the kids with bad middos as [Initial] from [city]? Isn't it a blatant violation of Hilchos Lashon Hara to announce the full names? and a video?

I'm picturing Shnooky in school one day..."So Chananya Yom Tov, had a little fight with your mother yesterday, didn't ya"?

This was addressed in a piece written years ago, but published today in order to share. (Please don't judge the writing!)

https://medium.com/@yitzysternsi/382bc09413fd?source=friends_link&sk=d873b81d8d8e1a95b03ca45c708ad756

[Dr Doomshtein]

This was addressed in a piece written years ago, but published today in order to share. (Please don't judge the writing!)

https://medium.com/@yitzysternsi/382bc09413fd?source=friends_link&sk=d873b81d8d8e1a95b03ca45c708ad756

Ok, this needs a larger like button!

Oh, and for those mentioning the Virginia/Boro Park issue... Remember American History class? What year was George Washington born? He would've been four years old when Shnooky met him

[yungermanchik]

I'm starting to think @Dr Doomshtein joined ddf just to destroy @drmidos!

[Yehuda57]

There is no shaila about anything from the time machine episode because it was all a dream.

[YitzyS]

There is no shaila about anything from the time machine episode because it was all a tape.

FTFY

[Yehuda57]

FTFY

[yitzgar]

In a Southern state starting with the let-ter /V/

Villiamsburg, no?

[yitzgar]

Which genius makes a time machine that is powered using a power source that isn't either available in every era or utterly foolproof?

Um....Doc Brown?

[YitzyS]

Recognize this?

(For some reason the final punctuation mark on each line is put at the beginning. Not sure how to fix that.)

זה מה שקרה!

אבא תגיד לי, תן לי להבין,
מי ברא את העולם, ארץ ושמים,
האויר שאנו נושמים, המים שאנו שותים,
אבא תגיד לי, מה לי להאמין?

תקשיב לי בני, שים אמונתך בי,
יש בורא בשמים, נעלם מעין אנושי,
ועל קיומינו, רק לו אנו מודים,
בראשית ברא אלוקים.

זה לא רק מיתוס, דמיון, הזיה,
משל, בדיה, או אגדה ישנה,
זה לא רק סיפור שקשה להבין,
זה מה שקרה, אני מאמין.

אבא תגיד לי, תן תשובה לי,
למה אני משונה, מה עשה אותי יהודי,
ואיך לי לידע, דרך הנכון בחיים,
אבא תגיד לי, מה לי להאמין?

תקשיב לי בני, לפני הרבה זמן,
עמדנו לפני הר סיני, נהינו לעם,
ומה שקיבלנו, רק הוא חיינו בלבד,
נעשע ונשנמע אמרו כאחד.

זה לא רק מיתוס, דמיון, הזיה,
משל, בדיה, או אגדה ישנה,
זה לא רק סיפור שקשה להבין,
זה מה שקרה, אני מאמין.

אבא תגיד לי, תן לי הסבר,
הגלות הארוכה, האם יגמר,
או האם ימשיך, הדאגות והכאיבים,
אבא תגיד לי, מה לי להאמין?

תקשיב לי בני, העתיד יראה לנו,
יום שכולם יראו שהמלך הוא הקדוש ברוך הוא,
היום או מחר, השבוע או לא,
אחכה לו בכל יום שיבוא.

זה לא רק מיתוס, דמיון, הזיה,
משל, בדיה, או אגדה ישנה,
זה לא רק סיפור שקשה להבין,
זה מה שקרה, אני מאמין.