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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3926982 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9760 on: January 10, 2017, 08:01:28 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on January 10, 2017, 07:57:04 PM
And the moderate, non Trumpeters will laugh it off as meaningless but entertaining.
and the conservative non Trumpsters will shake our heads in disgust
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9761 on: January 10, 2017, 08:10:38 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 10, 2017, 08:01:28 PM
and the conservative non Trumpsters will shake our heads in disgust

And anyone who opposes Trump and is smart will ignore it, and focus on these Russia allegations.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9762 on: January 10, 2017, 08:33:37 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on January 10, 2017, 08:10:38 PM
And anyone who opposes Trump and is smart will ignore it, and focus on these Russia allegations.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepStevenSmith/status/818989075407523840
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9763 on: January 10, 2017, 08:46:25 PM »
Quote from: cf on January 10, 2017, 08:33:37 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepStevenSmith/status/818989075407523840

And the smart Trump supporters will focus on the lurid aspects of the allegations, and ignore the scary parts (like the Trump team meeting with Russian intelligence)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9764 on: January 10, 2017, 08:50:21 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 10, 2017, 08:01:28 PM
and the conservative non Trumpsters will shake our heads in disgust
And the realists will roll their eyes and get past the fact that he is a piece of dirt to get on with advancing their favored policies.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9765 on: January 10, 2017, 09:19:01 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 10, 2017, 08:50:21 PM
And the realists will roll their eyes and get past the fact that he is a piece of dirt to get on with advancing their favored policies.
like gay marriage?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9766 on: January 10, 2017, 09:19:30 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9767 on: January 10, 2017, 09:20:41 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 10, 2017, 09:19:01 PM
like gay marriage?

I think most conservatives believe that battle is over, and they lost.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9768 on: January 10, 2017, 11:16:58 PM »
Any chance this is true and the Russians have actually placed a mole in the White House? This is Hollywood's dream script
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9769 on: January 10, 2017, 11:37:25 PM »
Quote from: Ergel on January 10, 2017, 11:16:58 PM
Any chance this is true and the Russians have actually placed a mole in the White House? This is Hollywood's dream script
what are the chances that it hasn't been true for many years already?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9770 on: January 10, 2017, 11:39:07 PM »
Quote from: Ergel on January 10, 2017, 11:16:58 PM
Any chance this is true and the Russians have actually placed a mole in the White House? This is Hollywood's dream script
In such a case shouldn't he pretend being anti Russia?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9771 on: January 10, 2017, 11:42:21 PM »
Quote from: cf on January 10, 2017, 11:39:07 PM
In such a case shouldn't he pretend being anti Russia?

It is possible (even likely) that the Russians assumed Trump had no chance of winning and just wanted to use him to change the conversation (about Ukraine, and NATO etc.)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9772 on: January 11, 2017, 12:09:44 AM »
Quote from: zh cohen on January 10, 2017, 09:20:41 PM
I think most conservatives believe that battle is over, and they lost.
There are related issues still up in the air.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9773 on: January 11, 2017, 07:58:14 AM »
Quote from: yuneeq on January 10, 2017, 06:21:48 PM
It's called getting sick of your word games that literally everyone would agree you are constantly playing.
You are so right. When I see 1+1 I come to the conclusion of 2. You on the other hand want to twist it any way you can so it isn't 2. Literally everyone here as you put it will agree I don't move the goalpost. You might not like my goalpost but you know where they are. Since you can't be one bit objective when it comes to this individual it is best you don't respond. Have a beautiful and wonderful day!!!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9774 on: January 11, 2017, 08:31:48 AM »
How does he see the job of reporters to be different in 2017 than in 2016 and why?



It couldn't have anything to do with their open lack of objectivity?

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« Reply #9775 on: January 11, 2017, 08:32:52 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9776 on: January 11, 2017, 08:35:29 AM »
Quote from: aygart on January 11, 2017, 08:31:48 AM
How does he see the job of reporters to be different in 2017 than in 2016 and why?
There is going to be a ton of off-the-wall allegations? Should they report them all?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9777 on: January 11, 2017, 08:49:15 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 11, 2017, 07:58:14 AM
You are so right. When I see 1+1 I come to the conclusion of 2.
You may come to that conclusion but you won't answer that, you'll start talking about the weather outside.

Quote from: JTZ on January 11, 2017, 07:58:14 AM
You on the other hand want to twist it any way you can so it isn't 2.
Actually he stays on topic and discusses the issues at hand

Quote from: JTZ on January 11, 2017, 07:58:14 AM
Literally everyone here as you put it will agree I don't move the goalpost. You might not like my goalpost but you know where they are.
That much I will agree with, though they are corrupted and twisted.
Quote from: JTZ on January 11, 2017, 07:58:14 AM
Since you can't be one bit objective when it comes to this individual it is best you don't respond. Have a beautiful and wonderful day!!!
You're the one who can't be objective, you have one comment or a few comments in your head from him and you can't seem to move past that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9778 on: January 11, 2017, 08:57:27 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 10, 2017, 08:01:28 PM
and the conservative non Trumpsters will shake our heads in disgust

Once again, swallowed fake news hook, line and sinker
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9779 on: January 11, 2017, 08:58:54 AM »
Quote from: yuneeq on January 11, 2017, 08:57:27 AM
Once again, swallowed fake news hook, line and sinker
Did you even check what he wrote that about?
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