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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3989012 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10600 on: January 26, 2017, 08:56:28 PM »
If there is reasonable belief then sure investigate.

Not sure if this was posted yet- what the NYC Democratic Election Commissioner thinks about voter fraud

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10601 on: January 26, 2017, 09:40:55 PM »
Isn't that what the media themselves were saying in November?
Do you see how the media took Steve Bannon words, and twisted it by cutting off the second half of the sentence?
This is what they constantly do to trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10602 on: January 26, 2017, 10:56:07 PM »
Not sure if this was posted yet- what the NYC Democratic Election Commissioner thinks about voter fraud
Does he believe there is 41% unemployment to?  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10603 on: January 26, 2017, 11:02:19 PM »
So just vote twice as everyone else does.

The Evan McMullin would have gotten 3 votes...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10604 on: January 27, 2017, 05:43:10 AM »
Yesterday we learned from the Trumpsters that unemployment rate was over 35%. What do you think we will learn today?
1 - Interest rate is over 15%
2 - Inflation rate is over 25%
3 - crowd size grew to over 2 million
4 - or some other "alternative facts"?  :)
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Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10606 on: January 27, 2017, 08:33:24 AM »
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But the determination to keep campaign promises is verging on an obsession inside the Trump White House
They say it like it's a bad thing.

This line though I think nails it and also explains how trump won the primaries
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is an intrinsic part of his method. Trump is leaving rival centers of power uncertain about his motives and unsure of his red lines, putting everyone off balance and increasing his own influence as the only stable force in the chaos.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10607 on: January 27, 2017, 08:48:53 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/27/politics/donald-trump-first-week/index.html

It's nice to see CNN bend the knee and starting to publish more balanced articles.
They also seem to read Scott Adams.
"Those who see Trump's ignition of controversies as a distraction from the real work of governing miss the point -- his behavior is an intrinsic part of his method."

The only thing they messed up- "He's now pushing to spend taxpayer cash on an investigation into nonexistent allegations of wrongdoing". If researchers are saying that an estimated 800k votes were illegitimate, I think that regardless of what Trump says, it's a investigation worth delving into. 800k votes can easily decide an election.
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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10609 on: January 27, 2017, 11:07:28 AM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10610 on: January 27, 2017, 11:10:18 AM »
I guess there are those that do care but "alternative facts" say they don't care.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/petition-demanding-donald-trump-release-his-tax-returns-breaks-white-house-record/ar-AAmhJtZ?li=BBnb7Kz

This is the way to see if people care?

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As of Thursday afternoon, the petition had over 368,000 signatures, surpassing the previous record of 367,180. The previous record-holder called for the United States government to “legally recognize the Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group.”
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10611 on: January 27, 2017, 11:11:43 AM »
Does Trump just search the internet to find someone to agree with him?
"Look forward to seeing final results of VoteStand. Gregg Phillips and crew say at least 3,000,000 votes were illegal. We must do better!"
http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/01/who_is_gregg_phillips_and_how.html

Here is this idiot that Trump is getting his "alternative facts" from
« Last Edit: January 27, 2017, 11:19:07 AM by JTZ »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10612 on: January 27, 2017, 11:12:25 AM »
This is the way to see if people care?
Not following. Explanation please.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10613 on: January 27, 2017, 11:19:07 AM »
Not following. Explanation please.
Your source that people care is from a petition with 360,000 signatures of which many can be doubles with the previous hgih being that the government, which does not label any groups at all as hate groups, label a hateful church with 40 members as one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10614 on: January 27, 2017, 11:20:26 AM »
Not following. Explanation please.
would you say americans care to “legally recognize the Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group.”? if not then this petition obviously isnt much proof

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10615 on: January 27, 2017, 11:21:19 AM »
would you say americans care to “legally recognize the Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group.”? if not then this petition obviously isnt much proof
Besides that it would be unconstitutional.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10616 on: January 27, 2017, 11:24:18 AM »
Your source that people care is from a petition with 360,000 signatures of which many can be doubles with the previous hgih being that the government, which does not label any groups at all as hate groups, label a hateful church with 40 members as one.
The church has nothing to do with this. They got a record amount of signatures in a record amount of time. People care about this and if you want polls that show that I can list them also. All you want to do is argue so I see no point in it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10617 on: January 27, 2017, 11:27:58 AM »


Of course the difference is that one is simply petty among other things.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10618 on: January 27, 2017, 11:32:35 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10619 on: January 27, 2017, 11:39:31 AM »
Hope he doesn't read this article as it might be the big one.
ELIZABETH!!! (calling Freddie for translation)
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/27/politics/trump-approval-rating-quinnipiac-poll/index.html
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(