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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3985141 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #300 on: July 19, 2015, 08:33:28 PM »
Trump brings a refreshing (new/forgotten) approach to the campaign trail. He speaks his mind and doesn't recant from the bashing of biased media clowns. Now do we agree with him about everything? Certainly not. But his truthfulness and how he speaks his mind is unique.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #301 on: July 19, 2015, 08:36:52 PM »
Trump brings a refreshing (new/forgotten) approach to the campaign trail. He speaks his mind and doesn't recant from the bashing of biased media clowns. Now do we agree with him about everything? Certainly not. But his truthfulness and how he speaks his mind is unique.
Again. Speaking your mind doesn't qualify you to be president. In fact, the fact that Trump speaks what's on his mind is the reason I can't vote for him, I don't like what's on his mind.


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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #302 on: July 19, 2015, 08:46:26 PM »
Again. Speaking your mind doesn't qualify you to be president. In fact, the fact that Trump speaks what's on his mind is the reason I can't vote for him, I don't like what's on his mind.
True, but he has other qualifications, such as his business successes (in terms of the economy) and his pride in his country (unlike Obama). He wouldn't let anyone throw America around and he wouldn't let a bunch of ragtag Iranians dictate to us. On top of it all, he's certainly a LOT more qualified than Obama (who had no practical experience of any value at all when elected) so all this talk of "qualified" is a bit ridiculous. (In addition, what most of us are saying is that regardless of his eligibility to be president he is still shining a limelight on very important issues that others won't speak about.)

Now, nobody here is saying that he will make a great president, amongst the ranks of Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln. What we are saying is that he won't be in the ranks of Carter and Obama and that given the perilous circumstances in which this country (and political process) is in he'd be far from the worst we can get (and could do some great things). I for one, would much rather see Cruz in office, but Trump is still important for bringing to the forefront issues that the liberal media wants to suppress.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #303 on: July 19, 2015, 09:15:38 PM »
It's unfortunate that in today's society someone who sticks to his guns (regardless of his position) is called a "bully". In this case it's simply a way of discrediting the man while ignoring the message.
Go cry me a river. Did I ever call you a bully for sticking to your positions? Sticking to his positions and being a bully have nothing in common.

How can someone that wants a R in the WH even give this guy the time of day? Does anyone believe he is helping the Republican party?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #304 on: July 19, 2015, 09:19:39 PM »
Now, nobody here is saying that he will make a great president, amongst the ranks of Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln. What we are saying is that he won't be in the ranks of Carter and Obama and that given the perilous circumstances in which this country (and political process) is in he'd be far from the worst we can get (and could do some great things). I for one, would much rather see Cruz in office, but Trump is still important for bringing to the forefront issues that the liberal media wants to suppress.
What are you smoking. You have any idea how many young men and women would needlessly died because in your words he does not back down? You better hope he doesn't flip flop on Israel like he has on other issues.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #305 on: July 19, 2015, 09:23:26 PM »
You really want this thread to pop don't you :P
I mean she is smoking hot and flaunts it. I was wondering what form of Judaism she converted to?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #306 on: July 19, 2015, 09:30:10 PM »
He is probably the only one who is absolutely unelectable and would lose even to Hillary or Bernie
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #307 on: July 19, 2015, 09:30:15 PM »
I mean she is smoking hot and flaunts it. I was wondering what form of Judaism she converted to?
Popped. 
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #308 on: July 19, 2015, 09:31:57 PM »
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #309 on: July 19, 2015, 09:32:51 PM »
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You don't like her facial features?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #310 on: July 19, 2015, 09:45:16 PM »
Popped. 
Now for carmelized popcorn anyone ?

Old-fashioned salted popcorn only. Caramelized popcorn hurts the teeth.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #311 on: July 19, 2015, 09:50:02 PM »
I mean she is smoking hot and flaunts it. I was wondering what form of Judaism she converted to?

lol this requires its own thread. She officially converted to Orthodox Judaism, but I have doubts about the authenticity and validity of the conversion, as authentic Jewish conversion requires a hell of a lot of effort and committment, not just sprinkling water and declaring that you are now converted.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #312 on: July 19, 2015, 09:53:59 PM »
Old-fashioned salted popcorn only. Caramelized popcorn hurts the teeth.
No butter?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #313 on: July 19, 2015, 09:56:50 PM »

How can someone that wants a R in the WH even give this guy the time of day? Does anyone believe he is helping the Republican party?
That's what boggles my mind the most here. For a crowd that votes largely R you'd think people here would get it...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #314 on: July 19, 2015, 10:02:28 PM »
lol this requires its own thread. She officially converted to Orthodox Judaism, but I have doubts about the authenticity and validity of the conversion, as authentic Jewish conversion requires a hell of a lot of effort and committment, not just sprinkling water and declaring that you are now converted.
You realize you are questioning the Rabbi who did the conversion, right? And every other conversion he's done for that matter. That's quite the accusation.

I met her and her husband. They came across as very down to earth, sincere individuals who care deeply about their religious practice.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #315 on: July 19, 2015, 10:05:00 PM »
You realize you are questioning the Rabbi who did the conversion, right? And every other conversion he's done for that matter. That's quite the accusation.

I met her and her husband. They came across as very down to earth, sincere individuals who care deeply about their religious practice.

I stated very clearly that I have my doubts. If you know who the rabbi is, please share.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #316 on: July 19, 2015, 10:09:32 PM »
I met her and her husband. They came across as very down to earth, sincere individuals who care deeply about their religious practice.
The best way I can describe the way she dresses is "provocative." Is this allowed?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #317 on: July 19, 2015, 10:10:06 PM »
You realize you are questioning the Rabbi who did the conversion, right? And every other conversion he's done for that matter. That's quite the accusation.

I met her and her husband. They came across as very down to earth, sincere individuals who care deeply about their religious practice.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #318 on: July 19, 2015, 10:12:00 PM »
No jokes in the 9 days please.
What's the joke?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #319 on: July 19, 2015, 10:13:16 PM »
The best way I can describe the way she dresses is "provocative." Is this allowed?

Apparently some MO rabbis are OK with this.

And NO, I did not say ALL MO rabbis, I said SOME.