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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3983731 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #340 on: July 21, 2015, 08:27:14 PM »
When the nominations?
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #341 on: July 22, 2015, 09:20:33 AM »
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What do you mean everyone has it now! I watched that clip it was downright hilarious.
the news channel i used cut off the last four digits...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #342 on: July 22, 2015, 09:49:58 AM »
the news channel i used cut off the last four digits...
I saw it on YouTube it was all there.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #343 on: July 22, 2015, 09:53:11 AM »
I saw it on YouTube it was all there.
Just another classless act.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #344 on: July 22, 2015, 09:54:13 AM »
Can't wait for Trump to tell us Bush's credit card numbers :)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #345 on: July 22, 2015, 10:06:17 AM »
Just another hilarious act.
Wasn't the best but was really funny.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #346 on: July 22, 2015, 10:08:55 AM »
Wasn't the best but was really funny.
So how do you plan on getting a R in the white house with clown running around?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #347 on: July 22, 2015, 10:11:01 AM »
So how do you plan on getting a R in the white house with clown running around?
What does one have to do with another?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #348 on: July 22, 2015, 10:13:48 AM »
The other candidates can't get a word in with this clown shooting off his mouth. What do you think is going to happen once the debates start? He will trash every viable candidate. Are you a closet D?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #350 on: July 22, 2015, 11:47:21 AM »
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/admit-it-you-people-want-see-how-far-goes-dont-you-50895
Admit it: You people want to see just how far this goes, donít you?

Got me on that one.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #351 on: July 23, 2015, 03:40:09 PM »
Put your bets on Hillary for 2016 before Vegas changes the odds...

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/248910-exclusive-trump-threatens-third-party-run
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #352 on: July 23, 2015, 09:15:02 PM »
Can someone explain me why he's so high in the polls?  In my eyes is daaam crazy.  So wild.. 
money doesn't talk......      it SCREAMS !

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #353 on: July 23, 2015, 10:32:03 PM »
Can someone explain me why he's so high in the polls?  In my eyes is daaam crazy.  So wild..
Read the thread and you'll understand. Because crazy or not, clown or not, buffoon or not, many of us would rather listen to his straight talk than the pre-calculated, pre-polled, sterilized talking points of the other guys. I'm only old enough to have followed 3, maybe 4, presidential races, and I am sick, sick, sick and tired of the political stupidity.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 10:35:30 PM by good sam »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #354 on: July 23, 2015, 10:32:58 PM »
Read the thread and you'll understand. Because crazy or not, clown or not, buffoon or not, many of us would rather listen to his straight talk than the pre-calculated, pre-polled, sterilized talking points of the other guys. I'm only old enough to have followed 3, maybe 4 presidential races, and I am sick, sick, sick and tired of the political stupidity.
You have a point but he's so wild.. 
money doesn't talk......      it SCREAMS !

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #355 on: July 23, 2015, 10:34:18 PM »
Who remembers the second Romney /Obama debate where Romney gave away the election? I was furious. He was obviously advised to stick to his carefully polled talking points and tone it down from the first debate. It was awful.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #356 on: July 23, 2015, 10:37:52 PM »
You have a point but he's so wild..
Some see him as gunslinging cowboy, like Reagan was.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #357 on: July 23, 2015, 10:52:01 PM »
Who remembers the second Romney /Obama debate where Romney gave away the election? I was furious. He was obviously advised to stick to his carefully polled talking points and tone it down from the first debate. It was awful.

Romney was doing fine until Candy Crowley opened her fat mouth and mixed in to the debate.

Regardless, according to the actual polls it was hurricane Sandy that apparently changed everything.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #358 on: July 23, 2015, 11:39:46 PM »
So it doesn't matter that he is a bigoted, megalomaniacal douche who possess less self awareness than Michael Scott and David Brent combined, because he speaks his mind, stays true to his beliefs, and couldn't care about political correctness.

Gotcha. How about Bernie Sanders?


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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #359 on: July 23, 2015, 11:43:38 PM »
So it doesn't matter that he is a bigoted, megalomaniacal douche who possess less self awareness than Michael Scott and David Brent combined, because he speaks his mind, stays true to his beliefs, and couldn't care about political correctness.

Gotcha. How about Bernie Sanders?

Bernie Sanders is to the left what Donald Trump is to the right.