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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3949818 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8900 on: December 07, 2016, 01:52:37 PM »
@Yehuda57, that is the best post ever. I couldn't agree more.

aww, thanks. I hope it doesn't make you feel as bad as when you agree with CBC  :P

Wow very well said.
And I must admit I usually find myself silently disagreeing with your sentiments, but here I think you hit the nail on the head 100%.

Thanks! though not always so silent :-P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8901 on: December 07, 2016, 03:00:53 PM »
aww, thanks. I hope it doesn't make you feel as bad as when you agree with CBC  :P

They are both weird feelings but in two different ways. :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8902 on: December 07, 2016, 03:10:10 PM »
Wow very well said.
And I must admit I usually find myself silently disagreeing with your sentiments, but here I think you hit the nail on the head 100%.
+1

I think many of us feel the bigotry from the left much more than from the right. THis leads us to view with much skepticism any claim from the left about bigotry on the right and all their dog whistles. The left is much more blatant than dog whistles. WHen they blame a rise in NY hate crimes on the election only to write a sentence later that they were almost all against Jews is not credible to those who are most recognizable as Jews.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8903 on: December 07, 2016, 03:18:19 PM »
I think many of us feel the bigotry from the left much more than from the right.
Bigotry, Arrogance and "Liberalism" all have כפירה as a common denominator. 
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8904 on: December 07, 2016, 03:25:13 PM »
Bigotry, Arrogance and "Liberalism" all have כפירה as a common denominator.
I think you can be a כופר without being an arrogant bigot.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8905 on: December 07, 2016, 03:31:00 PM »
I agree to the sentiment hear about the liberal view of hate crimes but I definitely have not had the experiences you all seem to have had with antisemitism. I think I have only experienced open antisemitism once in my life when In LA someone cursed me out when passing in a car....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8906 on: December 07, 2016, 03:50:12 PM »
I think you can be a כופר without being an arrogant bigot.
Unfortunately on can ר"ל be a כופר and still be a nice person.

But I don't think it can work the other way. A person who has true אמונה ובטחון בהשי"ת will not be arrogant or a bigot.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8907 on: December 07, 2016, 03:50:43 PM »
Regarding open anti-Semitism, my personal experience has been that almost exclusively it is the poor and uneducated who express open anti-Semitism. Obviously, I can only judge what level of income and education a person comes from based on external clues, but from what it looks like to me, that is always the case. I don't think this means there is more anti-Semitism among the poor and uneducated, I just think that they don't hide it well or don't care to.

On a related note, I don't know if I am unusual in this regard but in my personal experience the overwhelming majority of hate speech that has been directed at me has been from inner city African Americans, especially youth. That doesn't mean I think there is necessarily more anti-Semitism among that demographic.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8908 on: December 07, 2016, 03:54:13 PM »
Unfortunately on can ר"ל be a כופר and still be a nice person.

But I don't think it can work the other way. A person who has true אמונה ובטחון בהשי"ת will not be arrogant or a bigot.
I agree with the sentiment but I don't think it's entirely true. I've seen some very arrogant and bigoted behavior from very frum Jews. Many people are misguided in what they believe the תורה says about treating non-jews.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8909 on: December 07, 2016, 03:59:37 PM »
the overwhelming majority of hate speech that has been directed at me has been from inner city African Americans, especially youth.

So you've visited Crown Heights?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8910 on: December 07, 2016, 04:02:18 PM »
I agree with the sentiment but I don't think it's entirely true. I've seen some very arrogant and bigoted behavior from very frum Jews. Many people are misguided in what they believe the תורה says about treating non-jews.
Whatever that means.

Which is why I put a qualifier of true אמונה ובטחון בהשי"ת.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8911 on: December 07, 2016, 04:04:46 PM »
Whatever that means.

Which is why I put a qualifier of true אמונה ובטחון בהשי"ת.

No true Scotsman.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8912 on: December 07, 2016, 04:04:51 PM »
Whatever that means.

Which is why I put a qualifier of true אמונה ובטחון בהשי"ת.
You're right, that wasn't a very good way of putting it but are you saying that the way to tell if someone has real אמונה is to see if they're ever arrogant?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8913 on: December 07, 2016, 04:05:14 PM »
So you've visited Crown Heights?

 :'( It's part of the welcome tour.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8914 on: December 07, 2016, 04:06:43 PM »
So you've visited Crown Heights?
I have an African American neighbor, who for many years had a very negative attitude towards me (and possibly other jewish neighbors). Then one time he had trouble getting his car out of the snow, and I made the effort to give him whatever help I could (as I would do to anyone, if I am able and have the time). From that point on, his attitude towards me change 180 degrees. I didn't even realize what had happened, until one time he actually mentioned to me that he could never forget how I helped him (I totally forgot about it, as it was just something I would never think twice about).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8915 on: December 07, 2016, 04:07:33 PM »
You're right, that wasn't a very good way of putting it but are you saying that the way to tell if someone has real אמונה is to see if they're ever arrogant?
I am not here to judge ANYONE besides for myself.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8916 on: December 07, 2016, 04:08:25 PM »
:'( It's part of the welcome tour.
Talking of which, I think the operator of the walking tours (ברוך עפשטיין) can use some tehillim.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8917 on: December 07, 2016, 04:11:12 PM »
On a related note, I don't know if I am unusual in this regard but in my personal experience the overwhelming majority of hate speech that has been directed at me has been from inner city African Americans, especially youth. That doesn't mean I think there is necessarily more anti-Semitism among that demographic.

I've experienced the same among blacks.
But its kinda strange.
Because amongst them I find the biggest Jew lovers and Jew haters, I just don't get it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8918 on: December 07, 2016, 04:16:07 PM »
Hearing all your perspectives and perceptions is very interesting.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8919 on: December 07, 2016, 04:17:27 PM »
Hearing all your perspectives and perceptions is very interesting.
I'm sure it is. Why don't you chime in with your observations?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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