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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #940 on: June 07, 2021, 10:57:04 PM »
If anyone is interested in my endorsements for tomorrow's primary elections, feel free to PM me.

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #941 on: June 07, 2021, 11:15:48 PM »
If anyone is interested in my endorsements for tomorrow's primary elections, feel free to PM me.
Why not post it.

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #942 on: June 07, 2021, 11:16:26 PM »
Why not post it.
I have my reasons.

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #943 on: June 07, 2021, 11:19:02 PM »
Why not post it.

Registered 501(c)3 organizations aren't allowed to endorse candidates. And if you think YitzyS Inc isn't a charity, how do you explain the tax receipts I get in exchange for likes given?

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #944 on: June 07, 2021, 11:22:04 PM »
If anyone is interested in my endorsements for tomorrow's primary elections, feel free to PM me.
Per forum rules please post price :)
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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #945 on: June 07, 2021, 11:29:09 PM »
Does anyone want a recording of (most of) the recent robocall?

Also, does anyone here know whose voice is heard on it?
"Any word can mean anything! By giving words new meanings, ordinary English can become an exclusionary code!" -Cal.&Hob.

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #946 on: June 07, 2021, 11:35:13 PM »
Does anyone want a recording of (most of) the recent robocall?

Also, does anyone here know whose voice is heard on it?
Ciattarelli? Or the one from NCA?

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #947 on: June 07, 2021, 11:35:57 PM »
Per forum rules please post price :)
I normally charge a lot, but I'll do it free for DDFers.

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #948 on: June 07, 2021, 11:43:56 PM »
I normally charge a lot, but I'll do it free for DDFers.
Yes, but the candidates need to pay for your endorsement.

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #949 on: June 07, 2021, 11:49:29 PM »
Registered 501(c)3 organizations aren't allowed to endorse candidates. And if you think YitzyS Inc isn't a charity, how do you explain the tax receipts I get in exchange for likes given?
As per my counting, you are the only one getting likes on this thread...

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #950 on: June 07, 2021, 11:52:22 PM »
Ciattarelli? Or the one from NCA?

What's NCA?

The one I'm referring to asks if you want "[name redacted] and Lubavitcher [name redacted]
to make more money" and ends with "Go vote for your own self-interest! For heaven's sake!"
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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #951 on: June 07, 2021, 11:52:51 PM »
And for the record, I got zero PMs so far asking for my recommendation.

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #952 on: June 07, 2021, 11:53:14 PM »
What's NCA?

The one I'm referring to asks if you want "[name redacted] and Lubavitcher [name redacted]
to make more money" and ends with "Go vote for your own self-interest! For heaven's sake!"
National Chaplains Association. Not the one you are referring to.

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #953 on: June 08, 2021, 12:12:44 AM »
And for the record, I got zero PMs so far asking for my recommendation.
What did u expect?

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #954 on: June 08, 2021, 02:12:19 AM »
And for the record, I got zero PMs so far asking for my recommendation.

Excuse me sir, I only accept political recommendations via forwarded WhatsApp voice notes.
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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #955 on: June 08, 2021, 06:36:15 AM »
Excuse me sir, I only accept political recommendations via forwarded WhatsApp voice notes.
that's how we receive medical advice

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #956 on: June 08, 2021, 07:26:53 AM »
that's how we receive medical advice

I beg to differ. My medical expertise has steadily advanced after carefully studying thousands of political memes.
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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #957 on: June 08, 2021, 08:27:29 AM »
Since nobody is PMing me, I'm going to post part of my endorsement, the part I could post publicly.

Don't vote for Murphy. Even if you like him. Vote Republican, or skip his name on the ballot. (Curious to know why? Told you you should've PMed last night!)

If anyone thinks it's odd that I'm telling my endorsement to people who clearly don't care, that's standard practice with political endorsements.

And no, I will not post the other part of the endorsement publicly. I do not want to write what I'm running for and how to spell my name.

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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #958 on: June 08, 2021, 08:35:08 AM »
What's NCA?

The one I'm referring to asks if you want "[name redacted] and Lubavitcher [name redacted]
to make more money" and ends with "Go vote for your own self-interest! For heaven's sake!"

What do Lubavitchers have to do with elections in Lakewood?
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Re: The Future of Lakewood
« Reply #959 on: June 08, 2021, 08:39:22 AM »
What do Lubavitchers have to do with elections in Lakewood?
According to the Protocols set up at the last meeting of the Elders of Chabad, Lakewood is the next town they wish to take over.