The Future of Lakewood

[YitzyS]

If anyone is interested in my endorsements for tomorrow's primary elections, feel free to PM me.

[rs242]

If anyone is interested in my endorsements for tomorrow's primary elections, feel free to PM me.

Why not post it.

[YitzyS]

Why not post it.

I have my reasons.

[Yehuda57]

Why not post it.

Registered 501(c)3 organizations aren't allowed to endorse candidates. And if you think YitzyS Inc isn't a charity, how do you explain the tax receipts I get in exchange for likes given?

[Yehudaa]

If anyone is interested in my endorsements for tomorrow's primary elections, feel free to PM me.

Per forum rules please post price

[Randomex]

Does anyone want a recording of (most of) the recent robocall?

Also, does anyone here know whose voice is heard on it?

[YitzyS]

Does anyone want a recording of (most of) the recent robocall?

Also, does anyone here know whose voice is heard on it?

Ciattarelli? Or the one from NCA?

[YitzyS]

Per forum rules please post price

I normally charge a lot, but I'll do it free for DDFers.

[yelped]

I normally charge a lot, but I'll do it free for DDFers.

Yes, but the candidates need to pay for your endorsement.

[YitzyS]

Registered 501(c)3 organizations aren't allowed to endorse candidates. And if you think YitzyS Inc isn't a charity, how do you explain the tax receipts I get in exchange for likes given?

As per my counting, you are the only one getting likes on this thread...

[Randomex]

Ciattarelli? Or the one from NCA?

What's NCA?

The one I'm referring to asks if you want "[name redacted] and Lubavitcher [name redacted]
to make more money" and ends with "Go vote for your own self-interest! For heaven's sake!"

[YitzyS]

And for the record, I got zero PMs so far asking for my recommendation.

[YitzyS]

What's NCA?

The one I'm referring to asks if you want "[name redacted] and Lubavitcher [name redacted]
to make more money" and ends with "Go vote for your own self-interest! For heaven's sake!"

National Chaplains Association. Not the one you are referring to.

[rs242]

And for the record, I got zero PMs so far asking for my recommendation.

What did u expect?

[yuneeq]

And for the record, I got zero PMs so far asking for my recommendation.

Excuse me sir, I only accept political recommendations via forwarded WhatsApp voice notes.

[moko]

Excuse me sir, I only accept political recommendations via forwarded WhatsApp voice notes.

that's how we receive medical advice

[yuneeq]

that's how we receive medical advice

I beg to differ. My medical expertise has steadily advanced after carefully studying thousands of political memes.

[YitzyS]

Since nobody is PMing me, I'm going to post part of my endorsement, the part I could post publicly.

Don't vote for Murphy. Even if you like him. Vote Republican, or skip his name on the ballot. (Curious to know why? Told you you should've PMed last night!)

If anyone thinks it's odd that I'm telling my endorsement to people who clearly don't care, that's standard practice with political endorsements.

And no, I will not post the other part of the endorsement publicly. I do not want to write what I'm running for and how to spell my name.

[AsherO]

What's NCA?

The one I'm referring to asks if you want "[name redacted] and Lubavitcher [name redacted]
to make more money" and ends with "Go vote for your own self-interest! For heaven's sake!"

What do Lubavitchers have to do with elections in Lakewood?

[YitzyS]

What do Lubavitchers have to do with elections in Lakewood?

According to the Protocols set up at the last meeting of the Elders of Chabad, Lakewood is the next town they wish to take over.