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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #240 on: February 08, 2017, 06:02:22 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #241 on: February 12, 2017, 02:28:36 PM »
Dunno if it's your own, but a great one nevertheless.

I'm boycotting boycotts until they come up with gender neutral terminology for the practice :P

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #242 on: February 14, 2017, 01:06:28 AM »
great line someone submit it to that thread with good lines in that thread somewhere
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #244 on: February 14, 2017, 01:11:26 AM »
You need to actually click the Like button, it's not voice activated.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #245 on: February 16, 2017, 12:07:40 AM »
Proves your arrogance and ignorance at the same time.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #246 on: March 02, 2017, 07:23:46 PM »
Imagine everything you eat is slow boiled.  When you move into an old age home,  you won't even know the difference

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #247 on: March 26, 2017, 02:21:01 PM »
If any kids are in boosters, they usually fit overhead.
The overhead compartments can hold a squirming 2 year old? I'll keep that in mind.
sure. It keeps them from squirming too much
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #249 on: April 14, 2017, 05:27:49 PM »
Simple and straight forward doesn't exist in the Jewish vernacular

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #250 on: April 19, 2017, 02:01:03 PM »
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #251 on: April 19, 2017, 02:03:33 PM »
I found this exchange humorous
HEY NO FUN MAKING PLEASE!!!!!!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #252 on: April 19, 2017, 02:06:36 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #253 on: April 19, 2017, 02:10:24 PM »
HEY NO FUN MAKING PLEASE!!!!!!
My intention was not to make fun of anybody.
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #254 on: April 24, 2017, 03:30:40 PM »
I've heard it said that a "heimishe hashgocha" is one where the rov/mashgiach stays at home...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #255 on: April 24, 2017, 03:32:13 PM »

It's not great. It's sad and unfortunate
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #256 on: April 24, 2017, 04:26:39 PM »
It's not great. It's sad and unfortunate
The line is great, the context is sad
Money talks...mine says goodbye!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #257 on: April 24, 2017, 04:28:04 PM »
It's not great. It's sad and unfortunate
Also untrue for the most part. Is that the unfortunate part?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #258 on: April 24, 2017, 04:51:21 PM »
Also untrue. Is that the unfortunate part?
Follow back the quote to the thread. I know that it's not untrue.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #259 on: April 24, 2017, 04:55:28 PM »
Follow back the quote to the thread. I know that it's not untrue.
I read that thread, still untrue. Whatever you refer to is the exception.