Mohamed, a little boy living in France comes in to class on the first day of school. When the teacher asked for his name he replied, Mohamed, to which the teacher replied: what kind of name is that?! We are in france! Your name is now Jean Pierre. When Mohamed went home that night his mother asked him, Mohamed, how was your day? He answered, we are in France now and my name is no longer Mohamed, its Jean Pierre. His mother gave him a furious slap and continued to lecture him about how disgraceful he was to Islam. His father came home, heard the story and beat him to a bloody pulp. When Mohamed came to school the next day, the teacher asked him how he was doing.
Mohamed replied: I can't stand these Arabs! I haven't even been a Frenchman for 12 hours and I've already been beaten up by them twice!