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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4642720 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10680 on: January 31, 2017, 10:28:14 AM »
Quote from: aygart on January 31, 2017, 10:24:24 AM
That shows little. I have praised, criticized, and defended him as well. Do you consider me to be impartial?
I consider you the devils advocate and argumentative.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10681 on: January 31, 2017, 10:33:11 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 31, 2017, 10:28:14 AM
I consider you the devils advocate and argumentative.
Same
כל הפוסל במומו פוסל

Edit: oops on the hebrew. It means roughly that one who invalidates does so with his own shortcomings.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2017, 10:36:51 AM by aygart »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10682 on: January 31, 2017, 10:56:44 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 31, 2017, 10:11:26 AM
It was the home page already on IE. Don't know how to change it.
This should be the real discussion here!! Why are you using IE??? Changing the home page is as easy as IE Menu Bar > Tools > Internet Options > The first options is "Home page", change that.

P.S. Use either Chrome or Firefox, you'll thank me...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10683 on: January 31, 2017, 11:01:02 AM »
Quote from: JoeyShmoe on January 31, 2017, 10:56:44 AM
This should be the real discussion here!! Why are you using IE??? Changing the home page is as easy as IE Menu Bar > Tools > Internet Options > The first options is "Home page", change that.

P.S. Use either Chrome or Firefox, you'll thank me...
He's afraid of he uses Firefox he'll be stuck on FOX.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10684 on: January 31, 2017, 11:10:29 AM »
Quote from: TimT on January 31, 2017, 11:01:02 AM
He's afraid of he uses Firefox he'll be stuck on FOX.
And it might be too much orange for him...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10686 on: January 31, 2017, 11:44:42 AM »
Quote from: aygart on January 31, 2017, 08:21:12 AM
The whole idea of being sure every statement is exactly even when the subject matter is not is offensive in itself and a big portion of why many voted for him.

Come again?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10687 on: January 31, 2017, 11:57:20 AM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on January 31, 2017, 11:35:21 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/30/opinion/president-bannon.htm

For all those who voted for Trump because they believed he would surround himself with the best advisors...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10689 on: January 31, 2017, 04:07:37 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 31, 2017, 12:27:02 AM
First he backs off moving the embassy now this. Someone has his ear. You better hope this isn't a pattern to come.
Looks like he does have the presidents ear.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/qanda-a-few-things-to-know-about-steve-bannon%e2%80%99s-ascension-to-the-national-security-council/ar-AAmtgxp?li=BBnb7Kz
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10690 on: January 31, 2017, 04:57:44 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on January 31, 2017, 11:35:21 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/30/opinion/president-bannon.htm
I apologize in advance but articles like these are so stupid. I am not a trump supporter and what he did with the security Council does raise eyebrows but this idea that Bannon is a puppeteer who evily banished the military and intelligence officials from security decisions is just being bombastic. Let's try to be intellectually honest and even keeled and at least ask ourselves what might possibly be a rational reason they think this restructuring is a good idea
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10691 on: January 31, 2017, 05:04:48 PM »
Quote from: elit on January 31, 2017, 04:57:44 PM
I apologize in advance but articles like these are so stupid. I am not a trump supporter and what he did with the security Council does raise eyebrows but this idea that Bannon is a puppeteer who evily banished the military and intelligence officials from security decisions is just being bombastic. Let's try to be intellectually honest and even keeled and at least ask ourselves what might possibly be a rational reason they think this restructuring is a good idea

Who are you apologizing to?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10692 on: January 31, 2017, 05:08:42 PM »
Quote from: elit on January 31, 2017, 04:57:44 PM
Let's try to be intellectually honest and even keeled and at least ask ourselves what might possibly be a rational reason they think this restructuring is a good idea
Fair enough. Any ideas?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10693 on: January 31, 2017, 05:18:09 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 31, 2017, 05:08:42 PM
Fair enough. Any ideas?
I have no idea but honestly I know very little about the workings of the security counsel. I don't think though (at least consciously) they were just like the heck with it let's get everyone out if our way in the counsel
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10694 on: January 31, 2017, 05:24:50 PM »
Quote from: elit on January 31, 2017, 05:18:09 PM
I have no idea but honestly I know very little about the workings of the security counsel. I don't think though (at least consciously) they were just like the heck with it let's get everyone out if our way in the counsel
IMHO that is a smokescreen. They scared as h*ll that Bannon is included.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10695 on: January 31, 2017, 05:38:09 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 31, 2017, 05:24:50 PM
IMHO that is a smokescreen. They scared as h*ll that Bannon is included.
Not sure what you mean who's they
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10696 on: January 31, 2017, 05:41:27 PM »
Quote from: elit on January 31, 2017, 05:38:09 PM
Not sure what you mean who's they
Around here that would MSM and liberals all lumped together.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10697 on: January 31, 2017, 10:18:54 PM »
Paging @exgingi
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10698 on: January 31, 2017, 11:01:10 PM »
Quote from: elit on January 31, 2017, 10:18:54 PM
Paging @exgingi
He is interested in the SCOTUS nominee? I thought he was just here for the cholent.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10699 on: January 31, 2017, 11:04:20 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on January 31, 2017, 11:01:10 PM
He is interested in the SCOTUS nominee? I thought he was just here for the cholent.
Looks like you're Right bc he's no where to be found during this momentous occasion
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